Macintosh is Satan's Computer !

RudeDawg · 04-23-2002, 02:46 PM

[img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] Check out this article! :

Creation Education: Evolution Propaganda

this is an "objective" article by Dr Richard Paley, teacher of Divinity and Theobiology at Fellowship University. (I can only assume they have Theomathematics, Theochemistry, Theophysics and Theoengineering as well)

Besides attacking PBS (The Public Broadcasting Company, a US television/radio broadcasting company that specializes in children's programming) and other "subliminal propaganda" such as Pokemon, he spends a good amount of the article attacking Apple Computers, and the Macintosh in particular.

From the article:

Quote:

Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

So, apparently I'm a Communist pagan.

Quote:

Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple2 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness.

and finally:

Quote:

ADDENDUM: It has been brought to my attention that the Darwin OS mentioned above now has a cartoon mascot (no doubt to influence children) named Hexley (pictured above) -- a platypus dressed as a devil who performs occult magic, i.e. hexes. They're not doing a very good job keeping their ties to the forces of darkness a secret, are they?

And so, in order to fully orient myself with my new coven ( [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] please note my tongue FIRMLY entrenched in my cheek) I have added Hexley to my sig.

Worship Satan, buy a Mac ! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[ 04-23-2002, 02:48 PM: Message edited by: RudeDawg ]

Charean · 04-23-2002, 03:41 PM

Ok... I read the article...

If I am now on Satan's puter... (pause)....gee, I don't know quite what to make of that.

So if you on PCs, you are on the path of rightousness? Gads. That sounds terribly generic. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Ok.... I wonder what Yorick would make of this one! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sir Michael · 04-23-2002, 03:47 PM

I guess the really scary part is that there are people out there who believe that stuff...

Talthyr Malkaviel · 04-23-2002, 03:47 PM

Oh dear...

Sazerac · 04-23-2002, 04:06 PM

I don't know whether to [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] or [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] . What a moron!!!

Scronan · 04-23-2002, 04:14 PM

So........

Ye devils and demons abound, being that I am primarily a Macintosh technician, I am thus tainted and will be reserved a seat in hell!
(so long as they have ice cream, that's fine with me)

And worse, I also work on PC's, and network my OSX machine to my Windows 2000 machine! Ha ha! I have corrupted my PC, soon I will corrupt them all! Microsoft, you are going to hel....wait, my minions tell me you have already sold your soul to the devil?

Good, this is good. As partners in crime, we shall HAVOC WREAC, I mean WREAC HAVOC upon the world!

HA ha HA ha HA ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*gasp* *groan* *cackle*

Scronanus Diablus
(possessed by the Evil of the Overpriced and poorly built Macintosh)

/)eathKiller · 04-23-2002, 04:20 PM

Need I remind ye of the Scopes Monkey Trial? I thought it already settled the fact that Darwanism was only the broadened examination of creation... and if Jesus died for our sins what's so bad about an apple being used for anything? What I think is REALLY funny though is the fact that he hasn't pointed out a thing about Windows and it's many evils. 1: it was stolen, and if stealing is a sin then that's pretty bad... 2: Its symbol is a WINDOW with which to gaze into HELLISH demensions 3: Bill Gates... just LOOK AT HIM... how can he NOT be evil! He cutts his own HAIR! lol... I could go on and on... the fact is this is a guy with way too much free time on his hands

OH and another thing: Apple Computer -the company- came up with their idea from a man who was too high on drugs to actually make since of what he was naming his company at the time so how can you say that any of these "coincidences" are even theoretically ENTENTIONAL? O_o LOL... Ok fine mister Anti-Darwin, i'd like to see you live in a world like 1984 without any macs... yeah worship non individuality and perfectionism, that's as bad as paying tribute to the DEVIL HIMSELF i say

Microsoft is the SMOOTHE and easy path to HELL ! Mac OS was a gift given to us by Heaven itself and the Devine Trinity!

*please note, I'm not actually being seriouse about any of this but hey it sure is fun to type! Now I can see why people like this do this all the time!*

Thoran · 04-23-2002, 06:23 PM

I dunno... I just saw a new Mac at Frys... it had the most awesome flat panel (wide screen) monitor I've EVER seen. I was also one of the nicest looking systems I've ever seen. Even the speakers were clear acrylic (including the sub). They're light years ahead of the PC makers when it comes to style.

I'm being tempted to go over to the dark side.

flibulzbuth · 04-23-2002, 06:24 PM

Hey folks,
i think you're too harsh on this guy. Read carefully: he says Pokemon is the work of the Devil!

Farewell friends, i'm going to the Fellowship University.

[ 04-23-2002, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: flibulzbuth ]

Jerome · 04-23-2002, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flibulzbuth:
Hey folks,
i think you're too harsh on this guy. Read carefully: he says Pokemon is the work of the Devil!

Farewell friends, i'm going to the Fellowship University.

The man has a point there.

04-23-2002, 03:41 PM	#2
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	Ok... I read the article... If I am now on Satan's puter... (pause)....gee, I don't know quite what to make of that. So if you on PCs, you are on the path of rightousness? Gads. That sounds terribly generic. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] Ok.... I wonder what Yorick would make of this one! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ And then there were 6.

04-23-2002, 03:47 PM	#3
Sir Michael Manshoon Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA Age: 57 Posts: 202	I guess the really scary part is that there are people out there who believe that stuff... __________________ \"You see things; and you say \'Why?\' But I dream things that never were; and I say \'Why not?\'\"<br />-George Bernard Shaw<br /><br />\"Men take only their needs into consideration never their abilities.\"<br />-Napoleon Bonaparte

04-23-2002, 03:47 PM	#4
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Oh dear... __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

04-23-2002, 04:06 PM	#5
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	I don't know whether to [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] or [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] . What a moron!!! __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

04-23-2002, 04:14 PM	#6
Scronan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 315	So........ Ye devils and demons abound, being that I am primarily a Macintosh technician, I am thus tainted and will be reserved a seat in hell! (so long as they have ice cream, that's fine with me) And worse, I also work on PC's, and network my OSX machine to my Windows 2000 machine! Ha ha! I have corrupted my PC, soon I will corrupt them all! Microsoft, you are going to hel....wait, my minions tell me you have already sold your soul to the devil? Good, this is good. As partners in crime, we shall HAVOC WREAC, I mean WREAC HAVOC upon the world! HA ha HA ha HA ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! gasp groan cackle Scronanus Diablus (possessed by the Evil of the Overpriced and poorly built Macintosh) __________________ Member of No Clans, Groups or Organizations.<br />But an all around nice guy.

04-23-2002, 04:20 PM	#7
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	Need I remind ye of the Scopes Monkey Trial? I thought it already settled the fact that Darwanism was only the broadened examination of creation... and if Jesus died for our sins what's so bad about an apple being used for anything? What I think is REALLY funny though is the fact that he hasn't pointed out a thing about Windows and it's many evils. 1: it was stolen, and if stealing is a sin then that's pretty bad... 2: Its symbol is a WINDOW with which to gaze into HELLISH demensions 3: Bill Gates... just LOOK AT HIM... how can he NOT be evil! He cutts his own HAIR! lol... I could go on and on... the fact is this is a guy with way too much free time on his hands OH and another thing: Apple Computer -the company- came up with their idea from a man who was too high on drugs to actually make since of what he was naming his company at the time so how can you say that any of these "coincidences" are even theoretically ENTENTIONAL? O_o LOL... Ok fine mister Anti-Darwin, i'd like to see you live in a world like 1984 without any macs... yeah worship non individuality and perfectionism, that's as bad as paying tribute to the DEVIL HIMSELF i say Microsoft is the SMOOTHE and easy path to HELL ! Mac OS was a gift given to us by Heaven itself and the Devine Trinity! please note, I'm not actually being seriouse about any of this but hey it sure is fun to type! Now I can see why people like this do this all the time! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

04-23-2002, 06:23 PM	#8
Thoran Galvatron Join Date: January 10, 2002 Location: Upstate NY Age: 56 Posts: 2,109	I dunno... I just saw a new Mac at Frys... it had the most awesome flat panel (wide screen) monitor I've EVER seen. I was also one of the nicest looking systems I've ever seen. Even the speakers were clear acrylic (including the sub). They're light years ahead of the PC makers when it comes to style. I'm being tempted to go over to the dark side.

04-23-2002, 06:24 PM	#9
flibulzbuth Drow Warrior Join Date: April 6, 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 254	Hey folks, i think you're too harsh on this guy. Read carefully: he says Pokemon is the work of the Devil! Farewell friends, i'm going to the Fellowship University. [ 04-23-2002, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: flibulzbuth ] __________________ Boo for president!

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