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Arvon · 02-10-2003, 09:15 PM

Ham Dinner

A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her,"Why did you cut off the end of the ham"? And she replied ,"I really don't know but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to."

Later when talking to her mother she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied,"I really don't know, but that's the way my mom always did it."

A few weeks later while visiting her grandmother, the young woman asked, "Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?"

Her grandmother replied ,"Well dear, it would never fit into my baking pan."

Kakero · 02-10-2003, 11:52 PM

lol, if her friend never ask she'll probbably do the same thing for years. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 02-11-2003, 12:48 AM

ROTFLMAO i've known people who'se done that!

harleyquinn · 02-11-2003, 04:34 PM

LMAO!! Reminds me of all my grandmother's recipies. They say, a pinch of this, a dash of that, a sprinkle of this, a dollup of that.
Too bad Grandma's gone, so we can't figure out what she used. It's been trial and error ever since to figure them out!

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 02-11-2003, 05:08 PM

I guess thats why I was taught to cook ham like that [img]tongue.gif[/img]

02-10-2003, 09:15 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Ham Dinner A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her,"Why did you cut off the end of the ham"? And she replied ,"I really don't know but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to." Later when talking to her mother she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied,"I really don't know, but that's the way my mom always did it." A few weeks later while visiting her grandmother, the young woman asked, "Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?" Her grandmother replied ,"Well dear, it would never fit into my baking pan." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

02-11-2003, 12:48 AM	#3
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	ROTFLMAO i've known people who'se done that! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

02-11-2003, 04:34 PM	#4
harleyquinn Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: NY Age: 48 Posts: 1,190	LMAO!! Reminds me of all my grandmother's recipies. They say, a pinch of this, a dash of that, a sprinkle of this, a dollup of that. Too bad Grandma's gone, so we can't figure out what she used. It's been trial and error ever since to figure them out! __________________ [img]\"http://www.bethspage.us/sig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

02-11-2003, 05:08 PM	#5
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	I guess thats why I was taught to cook ham like that [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

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02-10-2003, 11:52 PM	#2
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	lol, if her friend never ask she'll probbably do the same thing for years. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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