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01-02-2003, 10:28 AM
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 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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The Perfect Story
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. The perfect woman. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women, end e-mail here. Men, keep scrolling. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this brings up another point: Women never listen either.
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01-02-2003, 10:30 AM
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Unicorn
Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Age: 33
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I've seen this before somewhere,I think I got it in an email.
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01-02-2003, 10:34 AM
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Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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01-02-2003, 01:48 PM
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 Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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Really good - I laughed a lot.
Not like the lawyer jokes. [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] Just joking of course.
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