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06-09-2002, 10:53 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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The Bum
A bum approaches a man passing by for money. Man: "Are you going to use it to buy booze?" Bum: "No." Man: "Will you use it to buy cigarettes?" Bum: "No, sir." Man: "Are you going to gamble it away?" Bum: "Why, no!" Man: "Then will you come home with me and show my wife what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, smoke, or gamble?"
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06-09-2002, 10:57 AM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: October 23, 2001
Location: Edinburgh
Age: 38
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very funny... indeed i do all three and a bum i am nay
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06-09-2002, 10:57 AM
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LOL!!!
It's even funnier when you actually picture a bottom doing the talking! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] |
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06-09-2002, 10:58 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 35
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LOL!!! Nice One Arvon
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06-09-2002, 10:58 AM
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Legion Symbol
 Join Date: May 29, 2002
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aw thats nasty. funny tho.
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06-09-2002, 10:59 AM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: September 25, 2001
Location: NY , NY
Age: 63
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HAHAHA !! Thats kind of funny. It reminds me of one of the few times I gave money to a bum. He told be he was .40C short on the price of a quart of beer. I gave him $5 and told him to buy some smokes too. I love an honest bum.
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