A true poker player

John D Harris · 03-30-2002, 02:40 PM

Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up, he noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't
wearing any underwear!

Shocked, John hit his head on the table when he got up. He went to the
kitchen to get some ice. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see
anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that he did.

She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500." John
thought quickly. He was interested.

She said that since her husband works Friday afternoons John should be
at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at the planned time and gave
her the $500. They went to the bedroom and completed their sexual
transaction. Then, John quickly dressed and left.

Bill came home from work that evening and asked his wife, "Did John come
by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop
by for a few minutes". Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her
husband asked, "And did he give you $500?".

Terrified, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. He came to my office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."

NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER! ! ! !

Axil · 03-30-2002, 03:29 PM

brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 03-30-2002, 04:16 PM

very funny

/)eathKiller · 03-30-2002, 06:56 PM

ROTFLMAO!!! *slaps his knees*

That one nearly killed me!

Blade · 03-30-2002, 07:38 PM

Lol funny but not totally approperiot wouldn't you say?

John D Harris · 03-30-2002, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blade:
Lol funny but not totally approperiot wouldn't you say?

Sorry, I consider myself duely chastised

[ 03-31-2002, 09:49 PM: Message edited by: John D Harris ]

Lavindathar · 03-31-2002, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blade:
Lol funny but not totally approperiot wouldn't you say?

Oh come on. There is nothing wrong with that. Can we have a "tiny" bit of freedom please?

Anyway, that's amazin!!! Made my day!!

MILAMBER · 04-01-2002, 01:39 PM

That's great!!! Everyone in the office here got a good laugh out of that.

03-30-2002, 02:40 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked, John hit his head on the table when he got up. He went to the kitchen to get some ice. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that he did. She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500." John thought quickly. He was interested. She said that since her husband works Friday afternoons John should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at the planned time and gave her the $500. They went to the bedroom and completed their sexual transaction. Then, John quickly dressed and left. Bill came home from work that evening and asked his wife, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes". Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband asked, "And did he give you $500?". Terrified, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500". Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. He came to my office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back." NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER! ! ! ! __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

03-30-2002, 04:16 PM	#3
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	very funny __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

03-30-2002, 06:56 PM	#4
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	ROTFLMAO!!! slaps his knees That one nearly killed me! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

03-30-2002, 07:38 PM	#5
Blade Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: spokane wa usa Age: 40 Posts: 926	Lol funny but not totally approperiot wouldn't you say? __________________ <br /><br />All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge, and that is the least used.<br />An Archmage of the HADB

04-01-2002, 01:39 PM	#8
MILAMBER Lord Soth Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,948	That's great!!! Everyone in the office here got a good laugh out of that. __________________ \"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.\"<br />-General George Patton (1885-1945)<br /> <br />Member of CLAN HADB<br />Founder of The Anti Clan Coalition

03-30-2002, 03:29 PM	#2
Axil Dungeon Master Join Date: January 4, 2002 Location: Stockholm Posts: 74	brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

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