Ten Rules for Dating my Daughter - Page 2

khazadman · 03-30-2002, 12:31 PM

neb you forgot to mention that you were a marine sniper and so that he best keep his hands to himself because he WILL be under constant surveilence.any false or threatening moves will result in a shot to the head.

Tiamat · 03-30-2002, 12:45 PM

Or how about I turn into my dragon form and bite off his head! OFFFFFFFFF WIT HIZ HEAD!

Im an evil dragon. I am like eminem of the dragon world! and ayb forever k?!:":!@$

Downunda · 03-30-2002, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Tiamat:
If you murder........... Gods going to intervene and do sumtin...... . If I had a daughter, I wuld only be concerned about if the gy smoked or drinks or duz drugs. I wuld make sure he doesnt have any alliances with gangs like The Hells Angels... etc. Overall, I'd be fair....... I'd be the best father-of-the-supermodel there ever was!

If I had a daughter, I'd make sure her boyfriends knew how to spell

Wurm · 03-30-2002, 09:12 PM

I have 2 daughters...and I just printed that out for future reference

TheThing · 03-31-2002, 08:25 PM

good job you big men out there ^^

If I have a daughter, I will follow these rules strictly as well. I will buy an assault rifle, chainsaw, a pick truck and 80 acres behind my yards. so if someone trys to pull some sh*t on my daughter, he will never be found again ^^

Glorfindel · 03-31-2002, 08:33 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!! Good one neb.... rule no. 9 is the best by far.

Glorfindel · 03-31-2002, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Wurm:
I have 2 daughters...and I just printed that out for future reference

LMAO!!!!

... I wonder if Larry will do the same for Mary-Beth??

Encard · 03-31-2002, 11:43 PM

Lol... funny... Behold the power of Cow! That's self's point... well, self has no children (since self is 15...), so self says, "Moo." No comments made by self. Self self self. SELF. MOO. *cackle* Err... rules are cheerful, aren't they? I wonder how soon someone's going to mention a tank and 160 acres of land...

03-30-2002, 09:12 PM	#14
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03-30-2002, 12:31 PM	#11
khazadman User suspended until [Feb13] Join Date: December 6, 2001 Location: the south side of ol virginny Age: 62 Posts: 1,172	neb you forgot to mention that you were a marine sniper and so that he best keep his hands to himself because he WILL be under constant surveilence.any false or threatening moves will result in a shot to the head.

03-30-2002, 12:45 PM	#12
Tiamat Banned User Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: In Abyss Posts: 1,181	Or how about I turn into my dragon form and bite off his head! OFFFFFFFFF WIT HIZ HEAD! Im an evil dragon. I am like eminem of the dragon world! and ayb forever k?!:":!@$

03-31-2002, 08:25 PM	#15
TheThing Banned User Join Date: March 17, 2002 Location: shadow Posts: 246	good job you big men out there ^^ If I have a daughter, I will follow these rules strictly as well. I will buy an assault rifle, chainsaw, a pick truck and 80 acres behind my yards. so if someone trys to pull some sh*t on my daughter, he will never be found again ^^

03-31-2002, 08:33 PM	#16
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 36 Posts: 3,337	ROTFLMAO!!!! Good one neb.... rule no. 9 is the best by far.

03-31-2002, 11:43 PM	#18
Encard Quintesson Join Date: June 13, 2001 Location: Darkness Age: 37 Posts: 1,033	Lol... funny... Behold the power of Cow! That's self's point... well, self has no children (since self is 15...), so self says, "Moo." No comments made by self. Self self self. SELF. MOO. cackle Err... rules are cheerful, aren't they? I wonder how soon someone's going to mention a tank and 160 acres of land...

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