Apartment for Rent PG13

[Arvon]

Rent For Apartment

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that is was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.

[dizzy]

hehehe good one mate!

[/)eathKiller]

yeesh that must've been a real downer... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Cerek the Barbaric]

That was pretty funny. It reminded me of a very similar joke.

A bachelor goes to a party thrown by his best friend (who's married). During the course of the evening, his buddy's wife starts talking to him and says that she has always thought he was attractive.

He is taken aback at first, but a few more drinks loosens his inhibitions and he agrees to come back over and visit her during the week while her husband is at work.

"I look forward to it", she says, "however, I'll need $500 from you to make sure you don't tell John about this." The friend finally agrees to the price and they set a specific day and time.

Sure enough, the friend shows up right on schedule with the $500. The two spend the afternoon "fulfilling" their agreement and the friend leaves shortly before his friend comes home.

When the husband gets home, he immediately goes to his wife and wants to know if Steve (his friend) had been by today. Caught off guard, the wife can't think up a reasonable lie, so she admits that he came over.

"And did he give you $500" he asks.
The wife swallows hard and says "Yes...yes...he did."

"WHEW! Thank goodness", her husband replies. "He stopped by the office this morning and asked if I could loan him $500. He promised he could pay me back this afternoon and said that he would just drop the money off at the house."

[Lifetime]

Very, very good Arvon. You must spend a lot of time getting new gags..