04-01-2003, 11:07 PM | #1 |
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I know the spelling may be wrong but the Idea is still here
there was this blind bunny sitting in a field crying and this blind snake hears the crying and heads straight toward the bunny. When the snake gets to the bunny he says "whats wrong"? the bunny sits up startled and says "who's there"? the snake says "I don't really know because I've been blind since birth". the bunny says " me too thats why I'm crying, I don't know who I am or what I am". Then the snake says " Me to but I can feel everything and if you let me crawl all over your body I'll be able to tell you what you are". The bunny says "That would be great Go ahead", so the snake crawls all over the bunny and then slides off and says "well, your covered in fir, you have small front feet and big rear feet, you have long soft ears and a little fluffy tail. I believe your a Bunny!" "I'm a bunny,really thats great. Thank you so much. Now let me run my paws all over your body and I'll tell you what you are" the snake says "Okay great" so the bunny rubbs his paws all over the snake and then when he finished he says " Well this is hard! You have a forked toung and a long slimey body, you have no back bone and you have no balls! Let me think? OH, I know what you are, Your French! [ 04-01-2003, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: TheCrimsomBlade ]
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04-02-2003, 12:35 AM | #2 |
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and would imagine that snake would eat that bunny immediately after that.
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