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12-18-2000, 02:53 PM
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Awwwwwwwwwwww Rikard: I'm sorry friend: don't be so sensitve to everything I say.
At least I made you a BEAUTIFUL woman: not some ugly witch. heh heh |
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12-18-2000, 04:20 PM
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(later on in a well litted room...................)
Rikard: I demand you change me back Wah. These tights are not my thing!! Wah: well you brought this upon yourself big mouth. Rikard: and what's this makeup stuff - how do you even use Mascara? Wah: read the booklet idiot. Rikard: Well it says to put two strokes here.........and two here...and..... Wah: heh heh, Rikard: HAVE YOU EVER WORKED AS A CLOWN BEFORE? Rikard: Damn I can't do this anymore! Wah: Relax, I'll help you my friend. Wah: There!! Wah: Look in the mirror Rikard: I look like a witch, you b******, so you DID make me one after all. Wah: well EVERYONE can't use mascara on their first attempt Wah: get used to it Rikard. Rikard: ploymorph self: Rikard Rikard: bra got in the way Rikard: spell casting failure Rikard: Damn these flimsy Bras!!!! Wah: sorry but you gotta live with it. Rikard: I will kill you for this Wah Wah: I TOLD YOU - watch your temper, all that sweat. Wah: is making your foundation worse!! Rikard: now look, I need a make over!! Wah: I can do the job for ya. Rikard: Hey I'm still a man Wah - keep your hands to yourself. Wah: Then suit yourself Rikard: F*** Head Wah: You asked for it Rikey Boy. Wah: Contagion: Rikard Rikard WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WAH!!!! Wah: Geez that spot on your nose looks like a bowling ball. Rikard: WAH!!!!!!!!!! Rikard: WAH!!!!!!!!!! Wah: Ok Ok, I'll get rid of it............. Wah: (snigger!!) Wah: Contagion: Rikard Wah: sit back rikard, it's gonna go away any minute.................... |
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12-18-2000, 04:26 PM
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I hope you're not suggesting anything about a woman's inability to cast spells, Wah!
I can beat you everytime without my bra getting in the way thank you very much! Btw Love what you've done to poor Rikard LOL So Rika, how does it feel to be one of the gals? Wanna borrow my new lipstick? |
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12-18-2000, 04:50 PM
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Ieeeeeeeeeee
TThis even more funny than Jan . |
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12-18-2000, 07:25 PM
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I hope Rikard isn't angry with me..........., hey Rikey, we need your help on this too OK? Or if I do it you might not even be a woman next time............you might be 1/2 man AND 1/2 woman!!!
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12-18-2000, 07:29 PM
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LMAO Which half woman which half man???
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12-18-2000, 07:39 PM
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how about the head of a male orc, with the body of a sirine, the legs of a halfling (female) and the arms of a kobold commando?
heh heh (sorry Rikard, you can beat me up later) |
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12-18-2000, 07:40 PM
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Get Edwin into the story, he's an expert on this sort of thing. : P
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12-18-2000, 07:42 PM
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Well a sirine's body is of course really beautiful (I should know Melusine was a siren too )
but I bet a halfling female's legs are every inch as hairy as male ones!!! The half orcs head isn't a great attraction either... what a weird charisma he will have |
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12-18-2000, 07:47 PM
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WAH LISTEN UP!!! IT'S A TIE!!!!!!!
LET'S SAY WE BOTH WON OKAY? OH WAIT, I'VE POSTED THIS THREAD SO I'M ONE AHEAD OF YOU WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO |
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