Children and God

[Flaming Fist Enforcer]

I posted this before, but I think nobody saw it.

Here are some letters from kids to God. I hope noone will be offended (I am a catholic as well). After all it's just kids and they really think what they wrote:

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't you just keep the ones you have?
--Amy

Dear GOD.
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
--Larry

Dear GOD.
If you watch me in Church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
--Mickey

Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never
do it.
--Nan

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on
vacation?
--Jane

Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison

Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
--Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house?
--Anita

Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it
an accident?
--Norma

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
--Jan

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in Church. Is that
okay?
--Neal

Dear GOD,
What does it mean, You are a Jealous GOD? I thought You had
everything.
-- Jane

Dear GOD,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
--Darla

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
--Joyce

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He
said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but
I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend,
(But I am not going to tell You who I am.)

Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed
to be our day of rest.
--Tom L.

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You
can look it up.
--Bruce

Dear GOD,
If we come back as something--Please don't let me be Jennifer
Horton, because I hate her.
--Denise.

Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything
You want, except my money or my chess set.
--Raphael

Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat !! You should give him a tail. Ha! Ha!
--Danny

Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with
so much hair all over.
--Tom

Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
--Dean

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
--Ruth M.

Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
--Elliott

Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
--Rob

Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound
right. He's just kidding, isn't he?
--Marsha

Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
-- Love Chris

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they
said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
--Sincerely, Donna

Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah- "You made an ark on dry land
you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would
do.
--Eddie

Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well I just
want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD
already.
--Charles.

Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
--Eugene

[Gangrell]

Cute tikes [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[Bruce The Aussie]

nice [img]smile.gif[/img] i like the last one

[Kakero]

hehe, some of them is quite remarkable.

[Harkoliar]

how nice innocent and sweet. sometimes i wish i could think like that again [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Epona]

Awwww that's sweet! Particularly liked the last one - and the one about Cain and Abel

[/)eathKiller]

That sort of innocence is just down-right amazing.

[Cerek the Barbaric]

These always make me laugh. My favorite is the one about the giraffe. I also like the little girl who was thankful for the baby brother - but had really wanted a puppy. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That makes me LOL everytime I read it.

Great Post Enforcer!!! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[Donut]

Just a couple from my own niece recently (3 years old).

Ellie: Mummy, I wan't to speak to Nanny on the telephone.
Mum: You can't do that darling
Ellie: Why - hasn't Grandad got a phone in heaven.

Mum: If Grandad was alive today this would be his birthday
Ellie: Oh no! How will we give him his birthday card?
Mum: I don't know darling.
Ellie: I know, I'll throw it out of the window and it might float up to him in heaven.

[ 04-14-2003, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]

[Cloudbringer]

Those are funny ones, FFE. I do like the Cain and Abel and their own rooms one...LOL!

Donut, your niece sounds precious!