A Happy Story

Dragonshadow · 03-13-2003, 10:30 AM

I hope you like this story dudes.

Once upon a time, there was a cold knight named Bob the Wuss, who, by his valiant arrogance, saved the kingdom from the scaly dragon and ate the princess in the nick of time. He rode his embarrassing beetle from the dirty beach upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was happy and did not stop for fear the dragon would sew them all.

By and by, he came to a giant leaf which blocked his path. He stopped and juggled sarcastically to himself. Then, summoning his mushy desperation, he shot the leaf out of his way and continued onward.

At last, he reached the silky treehouse of the mushy dragon. The dragon melted at his approach. They fought nastily. The battle was conniving and scaly, raging a whole second, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the earlobe and condemned him in the heel. The princess was grateful, and the knight praised her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly fell, and they lived accidentally ever after.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 03-13-2003, 12:24 PM

*blinks* somethings wrong! The dragon still lives! [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Dragonshadow · 03-13-2003, 01:56 PM

Why is that wrong?

Kaltia · 03-13-2003, 02:01 PM

DragonsBANE, destroyer of dragons!

As his wife, I am obliged to help him

*brings rapier and goes dragonhunting*

Dragonshadow · 03-13-2003, 02:08 PM

Oh my Godds! Im running now!
IM A DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!
Illmater HELP me!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kaltia · 03-13-2003, 02:10 PM

Aiii! Cut down on the "NOOOO!!"
*draws katanas*
Calthy, my dear, was it the longbow THEN the katana/whip?

Dragonshadow · 03-13-2003, 02:11 PM

Oh my Gods, Im in trouble, aren't I?
'eep.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 03-13-2003, 06:14 PM

No no, only evil dragons, and Dragonshadow's not evil is she? Hmm, besides, not allowed to hurt other IW's members... I don't think... [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

WillowIX · 03-13-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
No no, only evil dragons, and Dragonshadow's not evil is she? Hmm, besides, not allowed to hurt other IW's members... I don't think... [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

Not allowed to hurt other IW members? Hmm I think I have a respit. [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] LOL!

Anyways, this story was a welcomed surprise after reading through Timber´s and MagiK´s articles. I needed some fiction.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 03-13-2003, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowIX:
font color=deeppink>Not allowed to hurt other IW members? Hmm I think I have a respit. [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] LOL!

Anyways, this story was a welcomed surprise after reading through Timber´s and MagiK´s articles. I needed some fiction.

I'm sure Kaltia would respond with [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] ; however, I'm a nice person... really :evillaughter1:so I'd have you all believe...:evillaughter2:

03-13-2003, 10:30 AM	#1
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	I hope you like this story dudes. Once upon a time, there was a cold knight named Bob the Wuss, who, by his valiant arrogance, saved the kingdom from the scaly dragon and ate the princess in the nick of time. He rode his embarrassing beetle from the dirty beach upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was happy and did not stop for fear the dragon would sew them all. By and by, he came to a giant leaf which blocked his path. He stopped and juggled sarcastically to himself. Then, summoning his mushy desperation, he shot the leaf out of his way and continued onward. At last, he reached the silky treehouse of the mushy dragon. The dragon melted at his approach. They fought nastily. The battle was conniving and scaly, raging a whole second, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the earlobe and condemned him in the heel. The princess was grateful, and the knight praised her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly fell, and they lived accidentally ever after. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

03-13-2003, 12:24 PM	#2
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	blinks somethings wrong! The dragon still lives! [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

03-13-2003, 01:56 PM	#3
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	Why is that wrong? __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

03-13-2003, 02:01 PM	#4
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	DragonsBANE, destroyer of dragons! As his wife, I am obliged to help him brings rapier and goes dragonhunting __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

03-13-2003, 02:08 PM	#5
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	Oh my Godds! Im running now! IM A DRAGON!!!!!!!!!! Illmater HELP me!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

03-13-2003, 02:10 PM	#6
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Aiii! Cut down on the "NOOOO!!" draws katanas Calthy, my dear, was it the longbow THEN the katana/whip? __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

03-13-2003, 02:11 PM	#7
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	Oh my Gods, Im in trouble, aren't I? 'eep. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

03-13-2003, 06:14 PM	#8
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	No no, only evil dragons, and Dragonshadow's not evil is she? Hmm, besides, not allowed to hurt other IW's members... I don't think... [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

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