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11-13-2001, 06:46 PM
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Harper
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
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In front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realized with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery.
He strolled into the store and offered two dollars for the cat. "It's not for sale," said the proprietor. "Look," said the collector, "that cat is dirty and undesirable, but I'm eccentric. I like cats that wayI'll raise my offer to ten dollars." "It's a deal," said the proprietor, and pocketed the ten on the spot. "For that sum I'm sure you won't mind throwing in the saucer," said the connoisseur. "The kitten seems so happy drinking from it." "Nothing doing," said the proprietor firmly. "That's my lucky saucer. From that saucer, so far this week I've sold 34 cats."
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11-13-2001, 06:54 PM
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Red Dragon
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Heh, that is pretty cute [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-13-2001, 07:05 PM
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Jack Burton
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Location: Among the Stars
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LOL!!
 Good to see you, Lavvy. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-13-2001, 07:41 PM
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Beholder
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heheheh...
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11-14-2001, 04:20 AM
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Harper
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
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I thought it was quite amusing....
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