11-01-2002, 02:16 PM | #1 |
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In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.
— FRANCOIS TRUFFAUT When a man and a woman die, as poets sung, His heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue. — BENJAMIN FRANKLIN A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. — OSCAR WILDE All men laugh at the Three Stooges and all women think that the Three Stooges are assholes. — JAY LENO Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. — GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — ELAYNE BOOSLER Men play the game; women know the score. — ROGER WODDIS Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating. — MALCOLM DE CHAZAL A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. — LANA TURNER A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. — ZSAZSAGABOR If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. — JOHNNY CARSON It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. — BENJAMIN DISRAELI I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. — LEWIS GRIZZARD I married beneath me — all women do. — NANCY ASTOR Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows — marriage does. — GROUCHO MARX When you consider what chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done. — KIN HUBBARD American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. — W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. — MARY BUCKLEY Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. — HELEN ROWLAND Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. — GROUCHO MARX Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. — WOODY ALLEN My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time. — LEE TREVINO Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler. — JIMMY CANNON No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity. — JAMES THURBER
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11-01-2002, 02:34 PM | #2 |
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Ah divorce, the latin meaning being "To remove a man's testicles through his wallet"-Robin Williams
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11-01-2002, 06:28 PM | #3 |
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Those are GOOD!! Salud!
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