Insults...one liners if you need them

Arvon · 10-30-2001, 05:36 PM

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
You'd make a lovely corpse!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?
Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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Jorath Calar · 10-30-2001, 05:39 PM

Excuse me, are you reading that book you are sitting on.

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Arvon · 10-30-2001, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
Excuse me, are you reading that book you are sitting on.
Yes! *stands up , turns page, sits back down on book*

10-30-2001, 05:44 PM

Lol, nice one Arvon

I'm curious though - where do you get all your humor from? From millions of those forwarded emails, I'll bet

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Ciao!

JR Jansen · 10-30-2001, 05:45 PM

Eeeek, you've got a dead rat on your head. Oh sorry, that's your hair.

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JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

Forest runner and first gnomish demiranger-protector with slightly rougueish tendencies and a natural dislike for Aerie

Arvon · 10-30-2001, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sorcerer Alex:
Lol, nice one Arvon I'm curious though - where do you get all your humor from? From millions of those forwarded emails, I'll bet I've been accused of trolling the net...*grin*

10-30-2001, 06:01 PM

LMAO!
*Legolas needs to catch his breath before finishing the sixth line*
*and again two lines later*

These are great! Best ones I've heard yet

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

Legolas:
Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Maintainer of the as of the now opened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website
Recruiter of Rangers

10-30-2001, 06:02 PM

Me? troll? Not on your nelly

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Later,

Wah · 10-30-2001, 06:22 PM

Arvon's been a gem to this board today!

Here's a few I tried:

* Oh! Is that you? Sorry 'poochie', off the dinner table.
* I'd pay for your holiday - but I'm too lazy to get the doctor's form.
* You're wonderful, it's a "wonder" you're here at all.
* If God made you, you must've been a Sabbath exception.
* You mean to tell me you actually have a life!!
* I dunno when's your birthday - the test tube slip got lost.

Again, gem you are!

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[This message has been edited by Wah (edited 10-30-2001).]

Arvon · 10-30-2001, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wah:
Arvon's been a gem to this board today!

Here's a few I tried:

* Oh! Is that you? Sorry 'poochie', off the dinner table.
* I'd pay for your holiday - but I'm too lazy to get the doctor's form.
* You're wonderful, it's a "wonder" you're here at all.
* If God made you, you must've been a Sabbath exception.
* You mean to tell me you actually have a life!!
* I dunno when's your birthday - the test tube slip got lost.

Again, gem you are! Thanks, I like to share the ones that are ok. I'd like to share the others, but I don't want to get banned...*grin*

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10-30-2001, 05:36 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? You'd make a lovely corpse! I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh? Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast? You love nature in spite of what it did to you? I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located? I wish I'd known you when you were alive. If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck! What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement. When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving. You're a mouse studying to be a rat. Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you. Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone. I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest! If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? You're a good example of why some animals eat their young. ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale. [img]http://photos.msn.com/ImageServer/Image.aspx?Image=0h9xCkj4Yyo6VbTdcNrmhglJSkAWB6C9t TOROQgn3fkyYtQWT3Eo5!RPgsmdH04n21ZwArZk8VKBbX7q5c5 lh23jcuzjC4vocaQon2R*tBX0hngEwtOVHHj6OKZ0rh88XD71 vZnc3mLWF6Mw5RgJlGRrW4g0paUjrmYDwYo15UXRaQbSHBupT kwDp1sihKI5KQfFzBJxw!gXksOi7t3lD!ZTBlxa9qvi9gayw w9qx0D!4Zab7O9X9f8yCidhW!JhfKwTjmW9vKtQUaPtdZBAU6v MyvQ6O3gsKR11htpXuzFv!SOAoeeWWyhXiM5nk*x3EBn6RBuzi 80lKL1VXIMZ2dOvOZLQ[/img]

10-30-2001, 05:39 PM	#2
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Excuse me, are you reading that book you are sitting on. ------------------

10-30-2001, 05:44 PM	#4
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	Lol, nice one Arvon I'm curious though - where do you get all your humor from? From millions of those forwarded emails, I'll bet ------------------ Ciao!

10-30-2001, 05:45 PM	#5
JR Jansen Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: Mol (Belgium) Posts: 658	Eeeek, you've got a dead rat on your head. Oh sorry, that's your hair. ------------------ JR Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves Forest runner and first gnomish demiranger-protector with slightly rougueish tendencies and a natural dislike for Aerie

10-30-2001, 06:01 PM	#7
Legolas the Elven Archer Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO! Legolas needs to catch his breath before finishing the sixth line and again two lines later These are great! Best ones I've heard yet ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings Legolas: Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Maintainer of the as of the now opened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website Recruiter of Rangers

10-30-2001, 06:02 PM	#8
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	Me? troll? Not on your nelly ------------------ Later,

10-30-2001, 06:22 PM	#9
Wah Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: England Posts: 1,160	Arvon's been a gem to this board today! Here's a few I tried: * Oh! Is that you? Sorry 'poochie', off the dinner table. * I'd pay for your holiday - but I'm too lazy to get the doctor's form. * You're wonderful, it's a "wonder" you're here at all. * If God made you, you must've been a Sabbath exception. * You mean to tell me you actually have a life!! * I dunno when's your birthday - the test tube slip got lost. Again, gem you are! ------------------ [This message has been edited by Wah (edited 10-30-2001).]

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