07-17-2002, 08:29 PM | #1 |
Manshoon
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The Bots of Nasty Taffer - these Boots meuk yu speuk luke thus
Boots of Speed - only you've got two left ones (sorry, forgot to remove the feet) One Boot of Speed and one of Elvenkind - makes you run in circles really fast and really quietly The Bard's Lute - The artist's Dream - makes you an exquisite corpse. (will kill you, but makes you look good while doing it - Bluff check!!!) The Realistically sized Boots - they never come in the right size Lefthanded broadsword - only usable by righthanded characters Armour of Speed - red go-faster stripes down the side Improved sword of Fire - with a burning handle - doubles as cigarette lighter Hand of the Bard - attracts all electricity in a 100' radius for a nice OJ haircut Robes of Invisibility - we've got lots but we can't find them Armour of Flossy +2 - attracts all ovines in the area - comes with velcro gauntlets and green wellies. Only usable by the following kits: Welshman and Kiwi [ 07-17-2002, 08:31 PM: Message edited by: The Collective ]
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07-17-2002, 08:33 PM | #2 |
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ROTFLMAO [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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07-17-2002, 08:46 PM | #4 |
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Snicker! Boots of Tripping - Causes wearer to stumble and Avoid Enemies, Dexterity 19, improved Critical Hit, -5 Constitution penalty. Only 25,000 Gps, will trade for a decent Overalls of Alcohol.
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07-17-2002, 08:52 PM | #5 |
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Robe of Flatulence +2, available in any colour as long as it's red.
Monk Robes of Chan, sadly Charlie, not Jackie.
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07-17-2002, 08:52 PM | #6 |
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How about some kind of singing sword of backstreet: only sings Boy Band Tunes.
the magical slippers of oil: allows the wearer to always walk as if the ground is as slick as an oiled up slip and slide. The Eye Of Gargamel: allows one to see as gargamel does, unfortunately he was blind.
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07-17-2002, 08:55 PM | #7 |
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Tentacles of Groping +5, unfortunately still attached to original owner.
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07-17-2002, 08:55 PM | #8 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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Boots of Grounding- they send you to your room roght away.
50% off boots of nastiness- filled with al the nasty stuff you can think of: mother in-laws, next door neighbors, slugs, etc. only half off the never-before-used price of 13456 gp! Belt of Mermaidman-shrinks all your enemies, at the low price of 12234 gp! (p.s- nobody knows how to work it) Cloak of Spam- instantly creates many fun-filled posts for you, such as "hi", "sup?" and "lol", without you lifting a finger! Gradually transforms you into a different rank! Half off! (previous price: 198 trillion gp)
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07-17-2002, 08:57 PM | #9 |
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ROTFL Willard!
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07-17-2002, 09:03 PM | #10 |
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Bottle of Firey Explosions - Must uncap 50 feet away, only two trolls toes, no refunds..
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