05-11-2003, 10:03 AM | #1 |
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As usual I do not want to hear or care if anyone has heard or read this before, just enjoy if you haven't seen it [img]smile.gif[/img]
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. TONY BLAIR I agree with George. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. TRICIA - Chat show hostess Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? In any case, I did not have relations with that chicken THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one? HOMER SIMPSON Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
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05-11-2003, 10:10 AM | #2 |
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Awesome. [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] Very funny!
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05-11-2003, 10:13 AM | #3 |
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ROTFL. Some oldies but still very giggleable.
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05-11-2003, 10:14 AM | #4 |
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ROFLMAO,that was funny,i needed a good laugh
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05-11-2003, 10:15 AM | #5 |
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Well, I've heard this one before, only then in a pre-Iraq version. Good for a chuckle.
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05-11-2003, 10:15 AM | #6 |
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Maybe we need a new forum on this
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05-11-2003, 10:18 AM | #9 |
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So Rupert would not eat him, DUH...
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