01-19-2003, 04:55 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: October 4, 2001
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One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: New York City One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California; Same as above, but with gun in lap: Los Angeles Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: male from urban Texas One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the centre of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: male from rural Texas One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rattail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator,poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: female from Texas Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rearview mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male. Junked, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida
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01-19-2003, 05:03 PM | #2 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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01-19-2003, 05:10 PM | #3 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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I'm glad to see that Texas drivers rate 3 separate jokes. It's always nice when people treat you "special".
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01-19-2003, 05:40 PM | #4 | |
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01-19-2003, 05:45 PM | #5 |
Harper
Join Date: March 21, 2001
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Where is the category for drivers from the North of England, who do speeds that are virtually physically impossible in a car that always looks good, sounds good, feels good.........until I hit the wall?
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01-19-2003, 06:04 PM | #6 |
Symbol of Cyric
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Don't speak to fast, Willow...the following was ACTUALLY OBSERVED on the 401 by myself:
A blonde driving a pink cadillac at 120km/hr (that's 75 mph to you 'mericans) with her foot on the dash doing her nails....
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01-19-2003, 06:25 PM | #7 |
Harper
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WTF?
Americans use KM don't they?
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01-19-2003, 06:29 PM | #8 | |
Apophis
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[ 01-19-2003, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]
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01-19-2003, 06:34 PM | #9 | |
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I'm an LA type driver, minus the cellphone. [ 01-19-2003, 06:34 PM: Message edited by: Lord Starshadow ]
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01-19-2003, 06:42 PM | #10 | |
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I'm an LA type driver, minus the cellphone. [/QUOTE]Silly?! Whoever thought up 3000 whatever feet for a mile must have been awfully drunk! |
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