07-29-2004, 03:41 AM | #1 |
Jack Burton
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Last night I dreamt that I had written The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings!
When I woke up I realised I'd been Tolkien in my sleep!!!!!!!!
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07-29-2004, 04:05 AM | #2 |
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Watch out folks, he's got more jokes to get even Moria. [img]smile.gif[/img]
[ 07-29-2004, 04:06 AM: Message edited by: Aerich ]
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07-29-2004, 04:40 AM | #3 |
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Oh my God. The atrocious quality of these puns will have me sauron off me own head in a minute... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
- To quote the pastry-master himself: "I'll get me coat"
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07-29-2004, 04:55 AM | #4 |
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It's too bad. Tolkien was quite old when he wrote the LOTR trilogy. You could have been Bill Gates or Elliot spending huge amount of money on cars and chicks. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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07-29-2004, 05:08 AM | #5 |
Jack Burton
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To make it worse I dreamt that I was dressed as a Times Roman font.
They refused to serve me in the pub. Said they didn't want my type in there!
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07-29-2004, 06:01 AM | #6 |
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Teeheehee, nice one, Donut ... errr... I mean *groan*
Good one too, Heiro [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] |
07-29-2004, 07:17 AM | #7 |
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/me groans. I think you need some lessons from Arvon, Donut
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07-29-2004, 08:55 AM | #8 |
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I think we need to revoke Donut's award
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07-29-2004, 09:05 AM | #9 |
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That sounds like a good idea! Unless he can redeem himself with another one of these two liners.
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07-29-2004, 10:51 AM | #10 |
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argh! *strangled gurgling noise* Donut, dear donut you've gotten too puffed up by your success and now you're just fried! LOL
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