Who Really is Arvon?

[Gangrell]

Ahh yes, the ever joke telling (both good and bad) jester of Ironworks. Who is he? What is he like, and what does he do for a living? Or is he just the man to wander the web aimlessly to amuse us? Time to find out

As a child, Arvon was a talented young lad that used to run through the open fields Wisconsin. He sat ontop of the hills and watched, watched the cops run down the neighborhood burglars and pound them endlessly with their night sticks, ahh the good memories he thought. Since his father was associated with the FBI, he could get his son cable channels world wide. He sat down night after night after being with friends and watched German insult comics. He also tuned in and watched the early days of prop comics (later to be known as Jackass) as the english screwed around on StoneHenge while on stone fell atop of the other and they all had a good laugh. Bah, such dangerous things he thought, so he tuned into Abbott and Costello, Bob Hope, and Richard Pryer.

"This is what I'll be." he thought to himself as he went to sleep late at night. "No son, you will be like your old man and work with the goverment." his father would say, but Arvon ignored it with a squeeze of a flower and water went into his eyes, as he proceeded to run like hell.

Growing up after setting a few cars on fire, and raiding the nearby Dairy Queens for some quick cash, he went to Las Vegas to do stand up comedy. So hard to get noticed in such a big place he thought, until he saw a group of people getting pushed around by jocks. He hurled his bad jokes at them and they fell before his might, as his friends ran with him. He later became good friends with them, and later on, with his help, he helped Bob and Tommy write and make Revenge of the Nerds. He has told me to keep a lid on what role he played (well, he got laid either way [img]tongue.gif[/img] ).

After the media learning of his success, he soon did lurked the far places of the "internet." An odd concept he thought, to be using such technology. But it came to him like a bolt of lightning (and lasted for 4 months of living off twinkies in his apartment) as he looked for the best jokes he could find. But no, this could not last, it would take time to prepare this material.

He traveled with Monte Python for a bit around the British Aisles, then decided to come back to America, where (thanks to the French fellow), he learned the Moon Walk. People started to take notice and he was paid greatly in bills and golden chocolate (which he sent as a thanks to the odd french fellow).

Out of the gloom came an good old friend, Michael Jackson. He came with a smile, but just as quick he performed Arvon's trade mark moon walk at his next concert. He bashed him with his walking stick and bad jokes until the pigment in his skin seemed to lighten and another man transformed before him. In horror, he ran to the nearest bar and asked Johnny for a cold one.

That was long ago, as today Arvon tests his jokes on his fellow Ironworkers to piece together his act so that he may one day be, a stand up comic....

(Now tell us who you think Arvon is )

[Jorath Calar]

I always thought he was a cgi-script Ziroc made to keep IW funny... it started out as a "joke" but soon exploded into Ziroc's Face and now runs loose on the boards... Ziroc hired a renowned bounty hunter Choca Fett to get rid of him but he still hasn't been successful... [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Stormymystic]

ROFLMAO, now I know the truth

[Harkoliar]

hehe .. (whistle)

[Indemaijinj]

Arvon is a search engine gone rogue. Now it uses all it's time searching for bad jokes. Ironworks was it's last ordinary search topic so it is therefore it knows us.

[Kakero]

ROFLMAOTIDD, I know Arvon from 3do community board years ago.

[wellard]

Good story Gangrell [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I'd love to see our beloved "care for a walnetto little girl" face when he sees this thread

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[Gangrell]

Originally posted by wellard: Good story Gangrell [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] I'd love to see our beloved "care for a walnetto little girl" face when he sees this thread [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img]

Well, I was drugged from cough syrup so this thread seemed like a good idea at the time

But perhaps he can also explain how he goes from an asian man to being Obi Wan Kenobi. So mysterious he is [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[wellard]

The time is nigh! hark here comes Arvon now


Waits safely in a corner..... [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img]

[GokuZool]

A humorous, informative and intelligent poster! [img]smile.gif[/img]

What bribe?