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02-22-2002, 11:54 AM
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What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity. *************** What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs *************** What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes *************** How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. *************** Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. *************** What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. *************** What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. *************** Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. *************** What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. *************** Why does the bride always wear white? Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator. *************** Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mom. *************** What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. *************** Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. *************** Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA. *************** What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. *************** What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t." *************** |
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02-22-2002, 12:02 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] LOL, they were sooo funny, I really liked that one about the women bitching in the dark.
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02-22-2002, 12:07 PM
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LOL that one is my favorite one
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02-22-2002, 01:03 PM
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OMG, Moni, that was too hilarious! I STILL have tears coming out my eyes!
Here's one to add to your repertoire: What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum and a Harley-Davidson? The dirtbag is on the inside of the Hoover. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Thanks for the great laugh!
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02-22-2002, 01:29 PM
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Another one to add, if I may be so bold:
What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't make a vitamin.
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02-22-2002, 01:32 PM
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Omg,rotflmao!
Those were great Moni  Although i didn't get them all.... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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