Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines....

[Harkoliar]

this is true and i will try to translate for you as close a possible [img]smile.gif[/img]
> > > > * On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says
> > > > "HULI IHI, PUTOL TITI" (caught urinating, your dick will be cut)
> > > >
> > > > * Nakasulat sa pader: - written on the wall
> > > > "MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!" - do you know how to howl? only a dog are allowed to piss here
> > > >
> > > > * along a highway in Pampanga:
> > > > "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
> > > >
> > > > * on a self-service restaurant in Cebu:
> > > > "PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"
> > > >
> > > > * in a Baguio grocery:
> > > > "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
> > > >
> > > > * on a house beside an auto repair shop:
> > > > "NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE"
> > > >
> > > > * signs at PHILCOA:
> > > > "NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED"
> > > >
> > > > * in Baguio Country Club:
> > > > "TEMPORARY CLOSE"
> > > >
> > > > * in Cubao:
> > > > "NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
> > > >
> > > > * on a parking lot:
> > > > "TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"
> > > >
> > > > * office clinic in Sta. Cruz:
> > > > "DR. SAKIM A. MORGE. MD."
> > > >
> > > > * along Luneta Boulevard:
> > > > "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD" - No one is allowed to sh*t here in boulevard
> > > >
> > > > * on Jeepney and Bus signs:
> > > > "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
> > > >
> > > > * on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
> > > > "WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
> > > >
> > > > * on a delivery truck:
> > > > "NOT FOR HERE"
> > > >
> > > > * on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
> > > > "WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
> > > >
> > > > * on a street in San Juan:
> > > > "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO" - not allowed to throw wrapped packages full of sh*t here
> > > >
> > > > * A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a
> > > > university:"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A
> > > > QUEEN."
> > > >
> > > > * At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
> > > > "HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN" - you are holding the key to our future
> > > >
> > > > * On a truck:
> > > > "KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO" - if you are reading this, if i farted, you would have smelled it
> > > >
> > > > * at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
> > > > "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG" - not allowed to urinate here, anyone who is caught will be beaten up
> > > >
> > > > * somewhere along San Andres:
> > > > "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"
> > > >
> > > > * vacant lot near makati ave.:
> > > > "DON'T PARKING"
> > > >
> > > > * at an eatery in Cebu:
> > > > "WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!
> > > >
> > > > and this is the best of them all!!
> > > >
> > > > * on a building somewhere in the Philippines.....
> > > > "NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO" - Noraty Public also accepts laundry during sundays [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Yorick]

Too funny Zorotorak!

[Bahamut]

Aww.. did ya have to? Now peeps would want to see it for themselves now..

[Harkoliar]

just bumpin once [img]smile.gif[/img]