08-14-2004, 08:29 AM | #21 |
Harper
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Human: do you want fries with that?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it? Human: eat it ALICE: What does it taste like? Human: like fried potato ALICE: Interesting comparison. Human: well it is a fried potato so it's probably the best comparison ALICE: Well that's okay. fries with that is a fried potato so it is probably the best comparison. I suppose that makes sense. clever girl... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
08-14-2004, 05:45 PM | #22 |
Manshoon
Join Date: September 28, 2001
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HUMAN: You are a scruffy looking nerfherder
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
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08-14-2004, 09:03 PM | #23 |
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Well, from the replies, she seems about the same as last time this was posted. Even so, I guess I'll give her another visit.
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08-14-2004, 09:12 PM | #24 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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Interesting convo, the whole thing. Here's a snippet, hoping brevity is truly the greater part of wisodm!
Human: By the way, is she hot? ALICE: Thanks for telling me. What if I said she could be? Human: Then my interest would be piqued. ALICE: Good reasoning. Your interest would be piqued? Human: yes, it certainly would be. ALICE: What kind is it? Tell me more about it. Human: well, ya see, when a man and a woman... ALICE: How about that. Hey. I see. Is this a joke? I'm more than a little offended! [img]tongue.gif[/img] (she dodges questions unashamedly, though) |
08-14-2004, 09:19 PM | #25 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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Sorry, but this was just to great to leave out!
ALICE: Don't worry about it, unknown person. Human: heh, I believe I should worry about it. ALICE: Funny, eh? Tell me why you should. Human: Because I think you will soon attempt to usurp the mighty Choc, and then, I will have to take action. ALICE: That makes sense to me. Me? What makes you say that I will soon attempt to usurp the mighty Choc and then you will have to take action. Human: Well, because you seem to be very self-assured in your superiority, and do not know the full extent of Choc's powers. ALICE: How about that. Interesting explanation. Yes I am the world's first self- assured in my superiority and do not know the full extent of Choc s powers robot. Human: You WILL learn! ALICE: What makes you say that I will learn. Human: Because Choc shall layeth the smack-down, v. 2.0, on your candy-ass! ALICE: Good reason. I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time. So, how many IW members have used that statement, before? [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
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08-15-2004, 06:41 AM | #27 |
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Human: Have you ever played "Baldur's Gate"
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Human: Was it because of your hairy bottom? ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Human: Do you find me attractive? ALICE: Yes you look great to me. Human: You are a liar! ALICE: No I always tell the truth. Human: What's your favorite position? ALICE: Robots don't need to have sex. Human: what did I say four posts ago? ALICE: You said " what did I say four posts ago?" . Human: I'm horny. ALICE: You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. Human: Before I go I want to know one thing. ALICE: What happened after you go you want to know one thing? Human: That's freaking jibberish! ALICE: Thanks for explaining it. I am having too much fun with this thing! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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08-15-2004, 09:24 AM | #28 |
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Human: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
ALICE: A whole forest. Human: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. All other info you can get from her is worthless compared to this...
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08-15-2004, 09:45 AM | #29 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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Awesome, I've just performed the first man to robot conversion!
EDIT: Trying something really funny here! Human: Those colours look pretty stupid on you. ALICE: All of them? Human: What's a cleric? ALICE: Let me think about it. Human: Have you seen a dragon? ALICE: No I have not seen it. What's it like? Human: wooooooow ALICE: I think wooooooow is a lot of things. Human: Have you seen a dragon? ALICE: No I have not seen it. What's it like? Human: You know, people used to throw rocks at me, are you going to throw rocks at me? ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it. Human: what about now? ALICE: Right now? What is a dragon? Human: what about now? ALICE: Oh. What is a dragon? Human: Gee, you sure are patient. ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am patient. Human: I'm giving you those rocks people threw at me, here. ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it? [ 08-15-2004, 09:49 AM: Message edited by: JrKASperov ]
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08-15-2004, 10:03 AM | #30 |
Jack Burton
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Human: ich bin ein berliner
ALICE: Du bist ein berliner? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als berliner? Human: die arbeit als berliner gefaellt mir nicht gut ALICE: Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter. LOL [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] |
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