Australia bashing!

Donut · 04-09-2003, 09:06 AM

I haven't done any for a bit so I'd like to ask whet the hell do the words to your National Anthem mean? Was someone on drugs when he penned this?

Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal,
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery’s haze, let’s harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!

You should have stuck with the one about YOUR Queen!

Davros · 04-09-2003, 09:34 AM

Hmm - been a while since we heard our favourite little ditty [img]smile.gif[/img] - is there anything your guys and gals would like to take our guys and gals on with.

I am guessing that your cricket team versus our Women's cricket team might be an interesting series

Maybe a rematch at football Mwahahahahhahahaha

Donut · 04-09-2003, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
Hmm - been a while since we heard our favourite little ditty [img]smile.gif[/img] - is there anything your guys and gals would like to take our guys and gals on with.

I am guessing that your cricket team versus our Women's cricket team might be an interesting series

Maybe a rematch at football Mwahahahahhahahaha

How about National Anthem writing - yours is almost as bad as 'O Canada'

Davros · 04-09-2003, 11:21 AM

OK :

This ere's the Wattle it's the emblem of our land
You can put it inna bottle you can hold it in yer hand

Donut · 04-09-2003, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:

Maybe a rematch at football Mwahahahahhahahaha

Well now that you've got your automatic qualification for the World Cup we might meet again.

Night Stalker · 04-09-2003, 12:22 PM

*retreats from a certain other area of IW* - This looks lighthearted enough!

I haven't heard the Oz anthem, but if it's like the Canadian or British - SLEEPERS!

You need something more like ours - envigorating, thrilling ........ and almost IMPOSSIBLE to play or sing! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Just what the hell is a "donserly light" anyway?

[ 04-09-2003, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Night Stalker ]

Bruce The Aussie · 04-09-2003, 12:41 PM

is that really the australian national anthem? becuase if so you are lucky. i mean, who cares about the stupid queen? not I. stupid boring anthem.

Donut · 04-09-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Night Stalker:
Brittish

ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Not again!

One effing Fulham, There's only one effing Fulham!

Night Stalker · 04-09-2003, 01:50 PM

Opps - typo!

And what is a Fulham?

Dude 77 · 04-09-2003, 01:56 PM

Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal,
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery’s haze, let’s harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!

is that realy the anthem?
they realy must be drunk HEHE

04-09-2003, 09:06 AM	#1
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	I haven't done any for a bit so I'd like to ask whet the hell do the words to your National Anthem mean? Was someone on drugs when he penned this? Australians all own ostriches Four minus one is three. With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal, Our home is dirt by sea. I learned to bounce on nature strips In booties stitched with care. In mystery’s haze, let’s harvest maize And plant azaleas there. Enjoy full trains and let us in And dance Australia yeah! You should have stuck with the one about YOUR Queen! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

04-09-2003, 09:34 AM	#2
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	Hmm - been a while since we heard our favourite little ditty [img]smile.gif[/img] - is there anything your guys and gals would like to take our guys and gals on with. I am guessing that your cricket team versus our Women's cricket team might be an interesting series Maybe a rematch at football Mwahahahahhahahaha __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

04-09-2003, 11:21 AM	#4
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	OK : This ere's the Wattle it's the emblem of our land You can put it inna bottle you can hold it in yer hand __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

04-09-2003, 12:22 PM	#6
Night Stalker Lord Ao Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: Nevernever Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,002	retreats from a certain other area of IW - This looks lighthearted enough! I haven't heard the Oz anthem, but if it's like the Canadian or British - SLEEPERS! You need something more like ours - envigorating, thrilling ........ and almost IMPOSSIBLE to play or sing! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Just what the hell is a "donserly light" anyway? [ 04-09-2003, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Night Stalker ] __________________ [url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br /><br />Shut UP! Pinky!

04-09-2003, 12:41 PM	#7
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	is that really the australian national anthem? becuase if so you are lucky. i mean, who cares about the stupid queen? not I. stupid boring anthem. __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

04-09-2003, 01:50 PM	#9
Night Stalker Lord Ao Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: Nevernever Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,002	Opps - typo! And what is a Fulham? __________________ [url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br /><br />Shut UP! Pinky!

04-09-2003, 01:56 PM	#10
Dude 77 Manshoon Join Date: April 24, 2002 Location: Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada Posts: 221	Australians all own ostriches Four minus one is three. With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal, Our home is dirt by sea. I learned to bounce on nature strips In booties stitched with care. In mystery’s haze, let’s harvest maize And plant azaleas there. Enjoy full trains and let us in And dance Australia yeah! is that realy the anthem? they realy must be drunk HEHE __________________ The Dude is in the house<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[rocking2]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/rocking2.gif\" /> <br /><br />Dude 77

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