10-02-2004, 07:28 AM | #1 |
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Little Girl Helps Paramedic
It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year old daughter Kathleen. When Heidi started going into labor, she called "911." Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again!"
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10-02-2004, 07:46 AM | #2 |
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Hahaha, that was Bonzer Arvon [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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10-02-2004, 08:14 AM | #3 |
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Lol. That is just stupid, but worth a chuckle [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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10-02-2004, 08:17 AM | #4 |
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That gave me my first good laugh of today. Thanks.
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10-02-2004, 08:30 AM | #5 |
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Cute, sounds like something my daughter would have said at that age. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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10-02-2004, 10:41 AM | #6 |
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Leave it to Arvon to jump start the day with a chuckle.
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10-02-2004, 01:17 PM | #7 |
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haha, that's pretty funny, worth a laugh
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10-02-2004, 02:04 PM | #8 |
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I like it, Arvon. Pretty funny.
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10-02-2004, 07:56 PM | #9 |
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LOL, took me a while to notice the joke.
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10-02-2004, 08:21 PM | #10 |
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Hehehehe... that's a good one...wonder if that ever really happened in reality [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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