What she REALLY means when she says....

[Merkin]

This one's for the guys. There is, of course, a version for the ladies, but I won't tell ya where to find it. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

"I heard a noise". really means: "I noticed you were almost asleep"

"You Want" really means: "You Want"

"We Need" really means: "I Want"

"It's your decision" really means: "The correct decision should be obvious by now"

"Do what you want" really means: "You'll pay for this later"

"We need to talk" really means: "I need to complain"

"Sure...go ahead" really means: "I don't want you to"

"You're certainly attentive tonight" really means: "Is sex all you ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional!" really means: "I'm not having a period"

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" really means: "I want a new house...and curtains and carpeting, furniture... "


"Are you listening to me!?" really means: "Too late, your a goner"

"I'm sorry" really means: "You'll be sorry."

"No" really means: "Yes"

"Maybe" really means: "No"

"Do you like this recipe?" really means: "It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it"

"I'm not yelling!" really means: "Yes I am yelling because I think this is important."

"Hang the picture there" really means: "No, I mean hang it there!"

"Do you love me?" really means: "I'm going to ask for something expensive"

"I'll be ready in a minute" really means: "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V."

"You have to learn to communicate" really means: "Just agree with me."

(*any resemblance between this post and real ex-wives is purely co-incidental)

[Sir Exxon]

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Good one, Merkin! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]


see ya!

[Cloudbringer]

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Merkin, some of these are priceless! And I'm not admitting to using them.....nope not a single one.. LOL *furtive glance around* well........ some.. LOL *giggle* *bat bat of lashes over hazel eyes* But you won't tell anyone, now will you? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]