Wisdom from T-Shirts (in honor of John D Harris, our unofficial humorist)

Sazerac · 08-12-2001, 06:06 PM

· "Practice Safe Food -- Use Condiments"

· "Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe in Gosh"

· "When Did My Wild Oats Turn Into Shredded Wheat?"

· "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15"

· "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words, But It Uses Up a Thousand Times the Memory"

· "They Call Me a Feminist Every Time I Say Something That Distinguishes Me From a Doormat"

· "My Husband and I Divorced Over Religious Differences -- He Thought He Was God and I Didn't"

· (On the front) "I Cannot be Bought" -- (On the back) "Inquire About Leasing"

· "All I Ask Is a Chance to Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy"

· "Welcome to Kentucky -- Set Your Watch Back 20 Years"

· "Five Out of Four People Don't Understand Fractions"

· "Men and Women Are From Earth -- Deal With It"

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John D Harris · 08-12-2001, 06:15 PM

LMAO!
#11 is great!

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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"

debiler · 08-12-2001, 06:23 PM

ROFL

, my favs are #8 and #9. More of those, please.

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-UCANTZEECALIFORNIAWITHOUTMARLONBRANDOSEYEZ-

bilqis · 08-12-2001, 07:37 PM

Oh! These are GREAT! I'm saving them!!! Thanks for posting them.

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Having abandoned my
search for truth, I am
now looking for a good
fantasy.

For R³ in thanks:
Sometimes I think I
understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.

08-12-2001, 06:23 PM	#3
debiler Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 6, 2001 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Age: 44 Posts: 811	ROFL, my favs are #8 and #9. More of those, please. ------------------ -UCANTZEECALIFORNIAWITHOUTMARLONBRANDOSEYEZ-

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08-12-2001, 06:06 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	· "Practice Safe Food -- Use Condiments" · "Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe in Gosh" · "When Did My Wild Oats Turn Into Shredded Wheat?" · "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15" · "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words, But It Uses Up a Thousand Times the Memory" · "They Call Me a Feminist Every Time I Say Something That Distinguishes Me From a Doormat" · "My Husband and I Divorced Over Religious Differences -- He Thought He Was God and I Didn't" · (On the front) "I Cannot be Bought" -- (On the back) "Inquire About Leasing" · "All I Ask Is a Chance to Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy" · "Welcome to Kentucky -- Set Your Watch Back 20 Years" · "Five Out of Four People Don't Understand Fractions" · "Men and Women Are From Earth -- Deal With It" ------------------

08-12-2001, 06:15 PM	#2
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	LMAO! #11 is great! ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime"

08-12-2001, 07:37 PM	#4
bilqis Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 67 Posts: 1,328	Oh! These are GREAT! I'm saving them!!! Thanks for posting them. ------------------ Having abandoned my search for truth, I am now looking for a good fantasy. For R³ in thanks: Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

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