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07-18-2002, 10:36 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Retired Marine
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked, "Do you have any military experience?" The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple of years." "I see," said the interviewer, "any disabilities?" The Marine looked at him and replied shakily. "Well... In the Vietnam War I had a grenade go off between my legs, blowing off my testicles." The interviewer, quite shocked, said "All right, you're hired. Please report to work on Monday at 10:00am." "Wait wait!" shouted the Marine, "When do the others start? I don't want any special treatment just because of my disability." The interviewer replied, "Well... I'll tell you the truth. Everyone normally comes at 7:00 in the morning, but nothing gets done until 10. All we do is sit around, scratching our nuts trying to figure out what to do."
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07-18-2002, 05:00 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
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LOL Arvon!
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07-18-2002, 05:04 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
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ROTFLMAO that was a great lil jokey thing dude!!!
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07-18-2002, 10:37 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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hehe...funny.
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07-18-2002, 10:43 PM
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LMAO Arvon. Too funny
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07-19-2002, 07:14 AM
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 Join Date: March 3, 2002
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not bad i know a lot of jokes like that but i wouldent dare say half of them __________________________________________________ __________________
 [ 07-19-2002, 07:18 AM: Message edited by: djein the all powerfull ]
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