Forboding HADB Castle No.1

Originally posted by AzureWolf: Ah but didnt you know? We have been on the lookout for a suitable lackwit for days And voila one just fell into our lap so to speak. Well let me be the first to welcome you lackwit Just watch out for some of these powerhungry hippos we have in HADB. Oops did I say that?

I thank you with abject terror at being bludgeoned by the hamhocks of the HADB. This sad little toady would like to know if the sig is appropriate.



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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

• Token lackwit of HADB
  
• Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
  
• Long lost brother of DragonMage[/list]

[DragonMage]

Originally posted by H. Sedai: I thank you with abject terror at being bludgeoned by the hamhocks of the HADB. This sad little toady would like to know if the sig is appropriate.

LOL!! ROTFLMAO!!!! *giggle, snort, giggle*
Well, I like it!

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[AzureWolf]

Originally posted by H. Sedai: I thank you with abject terror at being bludgeoned by the hamhocks of the HADB. This sad little toady would like to know if the sig is appropriate.

Ah quite sufficient I must say. Most impressive young man, now get out there and show those peasants what for!

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either.

Founding Hamlet of the HADB.

Originally posted by DragonMage: LOL!! ROTFLMAO!!!! *giggle, snort, giggle* Well, I like it!

If I have amused you, Lady DragonMage by my clumsy antics then I've found my special purpose on this plane of existance. Please know that your smallest whim is my deepest desire. I beg permission to bask in the wonderous glow of your exalted presence.

I will now call my family and let them know that I'm giving up all of my earthly possesions to come live with HADB. So, when you see an abnormally hirsute and tattoed gentleman on your doorstep, I ask that you not hurl feces his way.



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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

• Token lackwit of HADB
  
• Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
  
• Long lost brother of DragonMage[/list]

[DragonMage]

Originally posted by H. Sedai: If I have amused you, Lady DragonMage by my clumsy antics then I've found my special purpose on this plane of existance. Please know that your smallest whim is my deepest desire. I beg permission to bask in the wonderous glow of your exalted presence. I will now call my family and let them know that I'm giving up all of my earthly possesions to come live with HADB. So, when you see an abnormally hirsute and tattoed gentleman on your doorstep, I ask that you not hurl feces his way.

OMG! A bigger smart@$$ than me! Will wonders never cease!

Just for that, feces shall not be flung at you, but I might fart in your general direction.

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[Avatar]

Originally posted by Neb: Neb lands in the courtyard of his wrecked castle, he then sends the gryphons away after removing the Black Diamond Shard from the back of the second gryphon, he walks wearily towards his bedroom and swallows three potions of Regeneration and two potions of Superior Healing before finally collapsing into unconsciousness, as he sleeps a smile spreads across his face as he dreams of the power which is locked inside the Black Diamond Shard which now lies in his courtyard, power which he will soon gain for himself.....

Avatar's trusty ice wolf has flown in disguise all the way with Neb and has been waiting for this oppotunity. The Ice Wolf Casts Frozen cone of Cold and Freezes neb in his sleep temporily! No guards The wolf then takes a bite at the bag with the diamond in and flies off....


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Originally posted by DragonMage: OMG! A bigger smart@$$ than me! Will wonders never cease! Just for that, feces shall not be flung at you, but I might fart in your general direction.

I absolutely refuse to beleive that you, Beautific Dragon Mage could be flatulant. You may blame it on me each and every time the gas is passed or the mustard is cut. Point towards my corner and I shall apologize profusely. When that cheek sneak occurs I will grovel and whimper while begging to be kicked. (Ewww---I'm starting to make myself sick now-->I'm not into S&M)

Oh, where was I? Say it ain't so, Magic Dragon Lady! Say such things once more and I will place my furry hands over my equally furry ears and chant to myself:

There is no place like HADB
No place I'd rather be
Let it rain
Let it snow
Try to make me
I won't go




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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

• Token lackwit of HADB
  
• Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
  
• Long lost brother of DragonMage[/list]

[DragonMage]

Originally posted by H. Sedai: I absolutely refuse to beleive that you, Beautific Dragon Mage could be flatulant. You may blame it on me each and every time the gas is passed or the mustard is cut. Point towards my corner and I shall apologize profusely. When that cheek sneak occurs I will grovel and whimper while begging to be kicked. (Ewww---I'm starting to make myself sick now-->I'm not into S&M) Oh, where was I? Say it ain't so, Magic Dragon Lady! Say such things once more and I will place my furry hands over my equally furry ears and chant to myself: There is no place like HADB No place I'd rather be Let it rain Let it snow Try to make me I won't go

Aaah! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt..of elderberries!
Come here and sit next to me, I'm feeling a rumbly in my tumbly.

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[Lioness]

LOL< I like it, I tell you, I like it!!!

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Lil' Angel
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division

[Aelia Jusa]

Welcome H. Sedai, I'd heard you'd joined the fold; now DragonMage, I think we should do a little welcome dance for the man, don't you?

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Goddess of Undress
Co-owner of the Evil Petting Zoo and Sorceress of the HADB
OLD COOTS eye candy and Disrobed Division of the ORT
And her sidekick Pink

"High hopes...an endless river...forever and ever"