Fun But Bad Things You Did In School (That Didn't Hurt Anyone)

06-12-2002, 10:42 PM

This thread was inspired by our own Willard and his response in the Bullies thread.
I was "given watch" over a boy with (not really severe) down's syndrome that went to our public school for a short time when I was in first grade. I couldn't teach him not to eat those big black crayons or to stop putting ketchup and salt in his milk at lunchtime so they sent him away to a "special" school they had for mentally retarded kids/adults in the area I grew up in. He was a bully too and eventually started beatng me up for taking his black crayons away...he didn't grasp the fact that he had to stop eating them if he wanted to stay.

Anyway, his ketchup in tne milk gave us some laughs for a while and inspired us to go one farther with our milk and those hardening squares of jell-o that they'd serve us with our lunch. We'd suck up some milk in a straw, plant the straw in our jell-o-block and then blow...the milk would come out of the straw in all kinds of crazy designs. The ketchup looked really cool in the green ones. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Then when I was in high school, our cafeteria was a gigantic room with two sides that were all windows...pleny of target area for flying pickles like little frisbees and watching them stick. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

OK, Its time to admit what you did...you won't get in trouble for it here lol...just remember only stories about things that didn't hurt or humiliate another person.

[ 06-12-2002, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]

Lady Blue03 · 06-12-2002, 11:19 PM

Well now! How about this exact day last year when my best friend Mikey and I took one of my thongs and put it on our music teachers desk for him to find while we were warming up for graduation? I'll never forget him coming into the main room holding it up in front of everybody demanding to know whos it was...we were laughing so hard no one answered...and everyone knew it was me! Hehe!

Northraven · 06-13-2002, 01:06 AM

In grade 11 Biology my lab partner and I while performing a fetal pig disection instigated a brain fight that erupted into all out war in our classroom. It lasted all of five minutes and when it was over all 25 students were covered in piggy-brains. Our Bio teacher was a very serious sort of man and after the fight we recieved a 20 minute dressing-down regarding our lack of respect for the pigs which had given their lives so that we might study and learn from them. Looking back as a 23yr old I feel pretty bad about what we did and I agree totally with my teacher's disgust at our conduct...but I have to admit that at the time we had a blast with our little variation on the cafeteria food-fight.

Xero279 · 06-13-2002, 01:14 AM

well this is kinda mean, but there was this really popular girl in my middle school who was mean so i got my friend becky to bring me a tampon lol and i hawked a huge loogie on it and so did she and we kept doing that till it inflated then we pegged the girl in the head with it and she freaked out and flung it on to other people and they screaming and we were cracking up it was great. I think everyone knew it was us cuz we were the "outsiders in all black clothes" lol we actually still are.. im only in high school now, most people on this forum are old

06-13-2002, 01:30 AM

Xero279,
I have one word for your post.....EW!!!!!
That is so on the line I am not sure if it is acceptable LOL.
You might be surprised how few people know it was you and your friend though...once me and my best friend were walking up the hall behind this really huge, really shy guy that we would flirt with and tease for being so shy in study hall. Well, she reached over (since I was directly behind him) and goosed him but good! He turned around, looked straight down at me, all red faced but almost laughing and said "I knew that was you!"
Open-mouthed and nearly speechless, I managed to squeak out "That wasn't me!"
"SURE IT WASN'T!" he said.

me?! ME?! OMG! I was so embarrassed I just ran off while my "innocent" best friend stood there laughing her head off at the both of us!
ME! Of all the things I would do in school, goosing a guy, any guy was not on my list!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Xero279 · 06-13-2002, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moni:
Xero279,
I have one word for your post.....EW!!!!!
That is so on the line I am not sure if it is acceptable LOL.

lol [img]smile.gif[/img] well what u have to understand is this girl has been mean to us, so it was like "getting back" at her and her mean friends. after all, arent all the snobby people the popular ones? so that must mean the more popular u are, the more snobby you are, right? and she was pretty popular so by my theory she was snobbier than i even knew! lol

06-13-2002, 02:02 AM

well that kind of logic is kind of hard to argue with!

I suppose since she didn't get hurt or totally humiliated its cool.
but you have to admit, that was pretty gross lol.

06-13-2002, 02:14 AM

Man, I can't believe I forgot the paper airplanes!!
I knew there was more that I did that I could actually post here lol!

In eighth grade our teacher left us in the classtroom for about 45 minutes...we spent a good thirty or more of it making paper airplanes out of our spelling books and flying them out the second-story windows...and by we I mean the whole class.
Lets see....28 students + almost the whole 200 pages each of their speling books=a heck of a lot of paper airplanes on the schoolyard lawn!
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[ 06-13-2002, 02:15 AM: Message edited by: Moni ]

Scholarcs · 06-13-2002, 03:16 AM

Me and my friend were dissecting a sheeps heart in biology, and I was using the scalpel whilst he was pulling apart the sides of my slice. He put his finger in to point something out inside the heart, and I cut his finger open with the rusty, bloody scalpel! Now that was an accident completely...

Jorath Calar · 06-13-2002, 06:40 AM

In Home Ec. (or what ever it is called) in 6th grade, we were making waffles. And me and my friend were pretty bored so when the teacher left the room we took a huge piece of dough and threw it into the airconditioner, which was just a big fan in the window, and wouldn't you know, right in that instant, one of the teacher was walking past it on the outside and... well my friend and I didn't get any waffles that time... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Then there was the fireworks through the hallway... that almost got someone hurt, and I'm not very proud of it... well I was young and stupid... now I'm just stupid... [img]smile.gif[/img]

06-12-2002, 11:19 PM	#2
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	Well now! How about this exact day last year when my best friend Mikey and I took one of my thongs and put it on our music teachers desk for him to find while we were warming up for graduation? I'll never forget him coming into the main room holding it up in front of everybody demanding to know whos it was...we were laughing so hard no one answered...and everyone knew it was me! Hehe! __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

06-13-2002, 01:06 AM	#3
Northraven Manshoon Join Date: July 13, 2001 Location: Currently a land called Weyrth... Age: 45 Posts: 195	In grade 11 Biology my lab partner and I while performing a fetal pig disection instigated a brain fight that erupted into all out war in our classroom. It lasted all of five minutes and when it was over all 25 students were covered in piggy-brains. Our Bio teacher was a very serious sort of man and after the fight we recieved a 20 minute dressing-down regarding our lack of respect for the pigs which had given their lives so that we might study and learn from them. Looking back as a 23yr old I feel pretty bad about what we did and I agree totally with my teacher's disgust at our conduct...but I have to admit that at the time we had a blast with our little variation on the cafeteria food-fight. __________________ \"Before the world was bent but after the great contagion, there was a civilization built in the image of the First Age. It sought to emulate the splendor of the bygone Golden Age, but it was in all ways less. It was a time of sorcery and heroism, of fabulous wonders and treacherous betrayals. Ruled by a decadent empire, it slipped inch by inch into barbarism and darkness, until one last cataclysm blotted it out forever. Yet, in it\'s sunset, it was a splendid thing, and glorious were the deeds of the Exalted.\"<br /><br />[url]\"http://www.sloganizer.net/en/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style7,Severed-spc-Fist.png\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

06-13-2002, 01:14 AM	#4
Xero279 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Atlanta Age: 36 Posts: 1,360	well this is kinda mean, but there was this really popular girl in my middle school who was mean so i got my friend becky to bring me a tampon lol and i hawked a huge loogie on it and so did she and we kept doing that till it inflated then we pegged the girl in the head with it and she freaked out and flung it on to other people and they screaming and we were cracking up it was great. I think everyone knew it was us cuz we were the "outsiders in all black clothes" lol we actually still are.. im only in high school now, most people on this forum are old __________________ <br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[music04]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/music04.gif\" /> Live to Rock, Rock to Live <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[rocking2]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/rocking2.gif\" /> <br />[url]\"http://www.livejournal.com/users/Xero279\" target=\"_blank\">...From The Mind of Xero</a>

06-13-2002, 03:16 AM	#9
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	Me and my friend were dissecting a sheeps heart in biology, and I was using the scalpel whilst he was pulling apart the sides of my slice. He put his finger in to point something out inside the heart, and I cut his finger open with the rusty, bloody scalpel! Now that was an accident completely... __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

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06-12-2002, 10:42 PM	#1
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	This thread was inspired by our own Willard and his response in the Bullies thread. I was "given watch" over a boy with (not really severe) down's syndrome that went to our public school for a short time when I was in first grade. I couldn't teach him not to eat those big black crayons or to stop putting ketchup and salt in his milk at lunchtime so they sent him away to a "special" school they had for mentally retarded kids/adults in the area I grew up in. He was a bully too and eventually started beatng me up for taking his black crayons away...he didn't grasp the fact that he had to stop eating them if he wanted to stay. Anyway, his ketchup in tne milk gave us some laughs for a while and inspired us to go one farther with our milk and those hardening squares of jell-o that they'd serve us with our lunch. We'd suck up some milk in a straw, plant the straw in our jell-o-block and then blow...the milk would come out of the straw in all kinds of crazy designs. The ketchup looked really cool in the green ones. [img]smile.gif[/img] Then when I was in high school, our cafeteria was a gigantic room with two sides that were all windows...pleny of target area for flying pickles like little frisbees and watching them stick. [img]tongue.gif[/img] OK, Its time to admit what you did...you won't get in trouble for it here lol...just remember only stories about things that didn't hurt or humiliate another person. [ 06-12-2002, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]

06-13-2002, 01:30 AM	#5
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Xero279, I have one word for your post.....EW!!!!! That is so on the line I am not sure if it is acceptable LOL. You might be surprised how few people know it was you and your friend though...once me and my best friend were walking up the hall behind this really huge, really shy guy that we would flirt with and tease for being so shy in study hall. Well, she reached over (since I was directly behind him) and goosed him but good! He turned around, looked straight down at me, all red faced but almost laughing and said "I knew that was you!" Open-mouthed and nearly speechless, I managed to squeak out "That wasn't me!" "SURE IT WASN'T!" he said. me?! ME?! OMG! I was so embarrassed I just ran off while my "innocent" best friend stood there laughing her head off at the both of us! ME! Of all the things I would do in school, goosing a guy, any guy was not on my list!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

06-13-2002, 02:02 AM	#7
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	well that kind of logic is kind of hard to argue with! I suppose since she didn't get hurt or totally humiliated its cool. but you have to admit, that was pretty gross lol.

06-13-2002, 02:14 AM	#8
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Man, I can't believe I forgot the paper airplanes!! I knew there was more that I did that I could actually post here lol! In eighth grade our teacher left us in the classtroom for about 45 minutes...we spent a good thirty or more of it making paper airplanes out of our spelling books and flying them out the second-story windows...and by we I mean the whole class. Lets see....28 students + almost the whole 200 pages each of their speling books=a heck of a lot of paper airplanes on the schoolyard lawn! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [ 06-13-2002, 02:15 AM: Message edited by: Moni ]

06-13-2002, 06:40 AM	#10
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	In Home Ec. (or what ever it is called) in 6th grade, we were making waffles. And me and my friend were pretty bored so when the teacher left the room we took a huge piece of dough and threw it into the airconditioner, which was just a big fan in the window, and wouldn't you know, right in that instant, one of the teacher was walking past it on the outside and... well my friend and I didn't get any waffles that time... [img]smile.gif[/img] Then there was the fireworks through the hallway... that almost got someone hurt, and I'm not very proud of it... well I was young and stupid... now I'm just stupid... [img]smile.gif[/img]

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