Natural Laws

[robertthebard]

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it

[ZFR]

Cole's Law:
chopped up cabbage

EDIT:cabbage CABBAGE!!!!!

[ 04-08-2006, 06:47 AM: Message edited by: ZFR ]

[robertthebard]

Actually, that would be cabbage.

[ZFR]

uh oh.. don't know what I was thinking about [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Arvon]

Add:
Crowded elevators smell different for midgets.

[ 04-08-2006, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

[armageddon272]

Sounds like these are all variations of Murphy's infamous law:

I something bad can happen, it will.

[robertthebard]

Actually, Murphy has a whole list of laws. The only two I can remember are the one you posted, and Nature is a Mother.