When were you last in a fist fight?

[Animal]

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: quote: Originally posted by Animal: My last REAL fist fight, not including smacking around buddies, was just after my daughter was born 10 years ago. I was a pretty heavy drinker, and at that time I was just over 300lbs, with a really bad attitude. To make a long story short, cold cocked a cop, gave his partner 6 stitches and ended up getting maced and hammered with a night stick by 5 other officers. I did get some real good shots in though. A suspended sentence, anger management councilling and community service rounded the "incident" out.

Ummmm ...... you got off easy. No priors I assume.[/QUOTE]Yep, I was lucky. The officer who was out cold didn't identify himself when he grabbed my shoudler. I swung around and caught him full force, breaking his nose and knocking him out. I was on the force for a short time, which helped my case, not to mention the 5 officers beating me with nightsticks didn't want a suit filed against them. I deserved everything I got and then some. I am quite disgusted by fighting now, and realize that it causes more problems than it solves. There's been a couple of times since that some moron has decided that he wants to make a name for himself by trying me on, but I just let it go and walk away. I've trimmed down to 285lbs now and for the most part quit drinking since my wife passed on, although I do indulge from time to time when my daughter is at grandma's hgouse for the weekend, but fighting is not an option unless there is no other alternative. Sure, call me a coward for walking away, or a wimp for not wanting to fight, but the wellbeing of my daughter is first and foremost. Of course, threaten her and see what happens...

[Animal]

Originally posted by True_Moose: Three days ago...(it's hockey ) Really, about three months ago, and not of my own volition. This guy was acting all tough, got in my face, smacked me so I knocked his lights out . Never fight a hockey player .

Damn rights it's hockey season! Vancouver is going to kick some a$$ this season, and if you've got a problem with that....it's go time! LOL

[ 10-11-2002, 11:30 PM: Message edited by: Animal ]

[Animal]

Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol: I knew I liked you for good reason Animal! ■■■■ Dallas! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'll send my daughter to Grandma for the weekend, head down to Dallas and we'll ------ up some Cowboy fans!!

[ 10-15-2002, 04:32 AM: Message edited by: Ziroc ]

[Megabot]

It was last year i had an idiot car in front of me on the road then sudently he show me his finger then he pushed the breaks on his car then he speed up again 3 times grrrrrrr and i drive a big truck so that is not any cool when someone do that so when we come to a gas station i stoped and run to him and i beat him "hard" and he run away from me lol so i took his car keys and broke them then i drive away from the place lol! I hate guys like that!!!

[ 10-12-2002, 12:18 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

Gosh, the last fight I had that was actually two sided (lol) was way back in grade school, like in 5th grade...me and this one girl used to get into a fist fight once a week trying to "even the score". Last I remember, I won and she moved away.

I've had to defend myself against an abusive husband but martial arts training evened the match and the last confrontation proved me to be the stronger, the faster (& the madder lol) of the two of us.

Then there was this time that this guy was talking smack about my mom. Not that I like my mom at all but he was doing it in front of me and it ticked me off. I dislocated his jaw with a good right hook. If he ever talked smack again, it wasn't anywhere where I could hear it LOL.

[Donut]

Originally posted by Lanesra: I've never had one , I'm a very easy going sort, now Donut on the other hand !

Shakes head in disbelief and thinks of a saturday last May!
Edit - Now I think about it, it was after an England game in June. (Note that I wasn't with him at the time because he needs me to keep him out of trouble)

[ 10-12-2002, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: Donut ]

[Bruce The Aussie]

Originally posted by Animal: Sure, call me a coward for walking away, or a wimp for not wanting to fight, but the wellbeing of my daughter is first and foremost. Of course, threaten her and see what happens...

your not a coward from walking away. the only fight i've been in recently was when some guy started hitting me. i didn't fight back, i just walked away. he kept hitting me and cut my lip. these days i have more of a violent nature. i'd probebly have hit him once and layed him out for the weak [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Originally posted by Animal: quote: Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol: I knew I liked you for good reason Animal! ■■■■ Dallas! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'll send my daughter to Grandma for the weekend, head down to Dallas and we'll ■■■■ up some Cowboy fans!![/QUOTE]You two do as you must, but leave the cowgirls alone you hear !!!

[Lord of Alcohol]

Originally posted by Animal: quote: Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol: I knew I liked you for good reason Animal! ■■■■ Dallas! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'll send my daughter to Grandma for the weekend, head down to Dallas and we'll ■■■■ up some Cowboy fans!![/QUOTE]Right on Animal! I wish we could go this weekend, they play the Carolina Panthers tomorrow!

And Johnny we'll try to leave the cowgirls alone, but can we have the girl cows? Theres something about udders and all those nipples that just makes me want to do it like a mammal like on the Discovery channel ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] from the song)

[LordKathen]

The last time I got in a fight was when some dumba$$ thought his quickness (he was about 6' and 180 probly) could beat me (300 6'2"). I am no skilled fighter and am slow, but I am limber for my size. He was messin with me after a show I played at a bar (guitarist in a band called Hanover Fist) saying that he was surprised a fata$$ like me could even see the strings. Well I am tall and can see the strings just fine, but anyway, I new he was drunk and gave him the benefit of the doubt over and over again for about 30 minutes. I finaly said that he was going to find out exactly how fat I was in about 30 seconds if he didnt shut up. Well he really wanted to know I guess, couse I ended up kickin the sh!t out of him for about 10 minutes untill the bar tender felt bad for the guy and kicked HIM out! It was sweet, I broke a table with his head, but my band played there a lot and we played a couple free shows for the damage. Anyway, the old saying " the bigger they are, the harder they fall" may be true, but as this guy found, the bigger we are, the harder our punch! Im sure Animal can relate.