04-09-2004, 03:36 AM | #1 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Kennewick, WA
Age: 52
Posts: 3,166
|
__________________
|
04-09-2004, 04:16 AM | #2 |
40th Level Warrior
Join Date: March 24, 2002
Posts: 10,215
|
hehe, I just type something on it and it gives me some funny story.
|
04-09-2004, 10:18 AM | #3 |
Manshoon
Join Date: November 7, 2003
Location: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Age: 51
Posts: 211
|
Ok... well I guess it's got flaws... LOL
Hi! My name is Ingleberg Icelettuce, and I am a/an car. One day, while I was killing to the googenheim, I came upon a/an dildo lying on the ground. I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it bored! Gee, was I sad! I stumped home as fast as I could so I could show my hamster, who told me to throw it away. I didn't want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to the CN Tower, and hid it behind the electric shaver. I forgot all about it until 300 later, and I sure was pleasure to see it again! I returned to CN Tower and looked behind the electric shaver but it wasn't there! I told George Bush the story, and we laughed for 600. See?
__________________
~ Ehrys ~<br /><br />\"Learn from the mistakes of others, as you don\'t live long enough to make them all yourself.\" |
04-09-2004, 11:32 AM | #4 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
lol...i just put in a buncha crap and TA DAAA i've got a story .. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
|
04-09-2004, 06:27 PM | #5 |
Unicorn
Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Age: 33
Posts: 4,238
|
Hi! My name is Rick James, and I am a/an flashlight.
One day, while I was chopping to the street corner, I came upon a/an trash bag lying on the ground. I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it farted! Gee, was I idiotic! I played home as fast as I could so I could show my papa, who told me to throw it away. I didn't want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to the barber shop, and hid it behind the wires. I forgot all about it until ten seconds later, and I sure was ecstatic to see it again! I returned to barber shop and looked behind the wires but it wasn't there! I told Robbie the story, and we laughed for three days
__________________
\"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi |
04-09-2004, 09:38 PM | #6 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
|
My Story:
Hi! My name is Bilbo, and I am a/an Brazilian monkey-dog. One day, while I was gallavanting to the street corner, I came upon a/an boomerang lying on the ground. I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it eviscerated! Gee, was I condescending! I flayed home as fast as I could so I could show my sister-mother, who told me to throw it away. I didn't want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to the library, and hid it behind the AK-47. I forgot all about it until 3 decades later, and I sure was envigorated to see it again! I returned to library and looked behind the AK-47 but it wasn't there! I told Frodo the story, and we laughed for 6 millenia. Ehrys, would a hamster technically be a family member? It's a pet, most likey, though a closer relation is possible. If so, that's not the members title, but rather, what it is. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Nitpicking is fun! |
04-09-2004, 10:02 PM | #7 |
20th Level Warrior
Join Date: December 28, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 38
Posts: 2,820
|
Fun...here's mine
Hi! My name is Jose, and I am a/an couch. One day, while I was pickling to the the boat docks, I came upon a/an lamp shade lying on the ground. I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it herded! Gee, was I angst! I kicked home as fast as I could so I could show my uncle, who told me to throw it away. I didn't want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to the the high school, and hid it behind the table. I forgot all about it until four millenia later, and I sure was hatred to see it again! I returned to the high school and looked behind the table but it wasn't there! I told Dron Cah the story, and we laughed for 4.3 microseconds. oh, and Dron, you're a strange fish! [ 04-09-2004, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: Ilander ]
__________________
Is that what you really want to say? |
04-10-2004, 12:35 AM | #8 |
Manshoon
Join Date: November 7, 2003
Location: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Age: 51
Posts: 211
|
ROFLMAO!!!! You guys kill me.
...oh, and I had a room mate in University once who would disagree with you Dron_cah about the Hamster/ family thing... some people consider their pets as family, but this guy was something else... like... *sleeping* with it... ugh. I just grossed myself out remembering that. Blech.
__________________
~ Ehrys ~<br /><br />\"Learn from the mistakes of others, as you don\'t live long enough to make them all yourself.\" |
04-10-2004, 02:17 PM | #9 |
Lord Ao
Join Date: August 25, 2001
Location: Winchester ,Virginia , United States
Age: 71
Posts: 2,081
|
that was wierd:
Hi! My name is John Carry, and I am a Man-Boy . One day, while I was Sneeking to the the central Park,I came upon a box of Photo's of Myself Loving a Donkey lying on the ground. I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it Spit at me! Gee, was I Became sickly! I Rocketed home as fast as I could so I could show my little Turtle Roscoe, who told me to throw it away. I didn't want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to the The city Morgue, and hid it behind Bill Clintons Cigar Box. I forgot all about it until 2 and 1/2 years later, and I sure was sickened to see it again! I returned to The city Morgue and looked behind Bill Clintons Cigar Box but it wasn't there! I told The Chief of Police the story, and we laughed all the way to jail. THE END!!! with a couple edits its still wierd!
__________________
Remember these are just games so don't get too upset when you get your ass handed to you in a hat box |
04-10-2004, 02:24 PM | #10 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: July 19, 2003
Location: an expat living in France
Age: 38
Posts: 5,577
|
After some tweaking with it:
Hi! My name is Dplax, and I am a/an knight. One day, while I was going to the bookstore, I came upon a/an sword lying on the ground. I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it glinted! Gee, was I happy! I went home as fast as I could so I could show my father, who told me to throw it away. I didn't want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to the the market, and hid it behind the boy. I forgot all about it until four days later, and I sure was relieved to see it again! I returned to the market and looked behind the boy but it wasn't there! I told the mage the story, and we laughed for three hours.
__________________
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
dvd-writer + - ROM question | Harkoliar | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 9 | 04-29-2004 03:28 AM |
Least fave writer | shadowhound | General Discussion | 22 | 11-27-2003 05:10 AM |
If you guys need a cd writer... | Jorath Calar | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 3 | 07-26-2003 09:12 AM |
Writer call | Dreamer128 | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 12 | 11-25-2001 07:49 AM |
Best writer (of all times)(poll) | Tom | Entertainment (Movies, TV Shows and Books/Comics) | 48 | 08-26-2001 12:56 PM |