WHAT??!!

Neb · 12-02-2001, 06:31 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
LS grabs Cloudy's mod hat and switches it with a Hat of Hairiness

Cloudy sprouts huge amounts of body hair

LS runs. "Quick, Neb, we must escape with this mod hat"

Neb grabs the Mod Hat and pushes LS into the pool "Bwahahahaha! Now I possess the Mod Hat of Cloudy!" Neb runs off with the hat to try to unlock it's Modding Powers.

Cloudbringer · 12-02-2001, 06:59 AM

The Storm Queen laughs and drips dry while Neb and the NUTCASE.. er Lord Shieldsy take off with what they think is her Mod Hat.

"Sorry Fellas, I'd help get the leeches off you, but seems I have to SHAVE!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] " She guffaws loudly and goes looking for an industrial size can of shaving gel. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

CloudCrooner [img]graemlins/stormy.gif[/img]

Neb · 12-02-2001, 07:04 AM

"Get these damn leeches off me and I'll give you back this thing AND help you shave......"

12-02-2001, 11:59 AM

"mmmm - leeches!"

LS starts to rip them off, enjoying the pain. Then he eats the leeches - yummy!

Cloudbringer · 12-02-2001, 11:14 PM

ooc: ROTFL!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW LS, that's so GROSS!

ic: Seeing LS dining on leeches, the Storm Queen casts :saltwater: and a wave of water rushes over LS as he tried to finish his leech meal, melting the creepycrawlies to him

Neb, you're on! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Uh... maybe I just need a large bottle of depilatory.. LOL.. anyone know a UNhairy spell for poor Storm maidens?

CB

Aelia Jusa · 12-03-2001, 12:10 AM

Did someone say depilatory? Does the Storm Queen not realise her superior is the Goddess of Undress, who is adept at spells that make nekkedness more pleasant for everybody

? Ick, CloudSprout, you're looking a little... natural today

*The Goddess casts Remove Hair (Depilatory Cream) on Cloudy*

*Cloudy's thighs dimple*

Er... that wasn't supposed to happen... *thumbs through spell book*

Um, I'm afraid my spell reacted with Woolly Rupert's Poo. But cellulite's very in this year...

12-03-2001, 09:09 AM

~casts spell of uttershave on Cloudy~

oops!

ALL your hair's gone

with that cellulite from Aelia's miscast spell, you're now a bald, fat dwarf

Erm...

Aelia, is this our cue to escape? ~gulp!~

Cloudbringer · 12-03-2001, 04:02 PM

WHAT??!!

Storm Queen soaks in a nice hot tub of magic herbs and rejuvenates the affected areas.. she then checks out the latest spell for replacing hair where it naturally belongs and finds after she casts it that she resembles her good old self but for some reason Lord Shield and Aelia have rather fuzzy faces and whiskers and make little squeaking noises! OOOPSIE! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Neb · 12-03-2001, 04:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
WHAT??!!

Storm Queen soaks in a nice hot tub of magic herbs and rejuvenates the affected areas.. she then checks out the latest spell for replacing hair where it naturally belongs and finds after she casts it that she resembles her good old self but for some reason Lord Shield and Aelia have rather fuzzy faces and whiskers and make little squeaking noises! OOOPSIE! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

*Places Aelia and LS in a cage with his pet cobra* Have fun you two!

12-03-2001, 06:48 PM

squeak!

LS-mouse kung-fus the cobra with (yes, you guessed it) a Cobra Strike!

- looks almost as silly as Splinter in the Ninja Turtles

Hey, Aelia, now we're stuck - alone - in this cage, do you fancy
~squeak squeak squeakity squeak~

(masked in mouse language due to content [img]redface.gif[/img] )

12-02-2001, 06:31 AM	#121
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by Lord Shield: LS grabs Cloudy's mod hat and switches it with a Hat of Hairiness Cloudy sprouts huge amounts of body hair LS runs. "Quick, Neb, we must escape with this mod hat" Neb grabs the Mod Hat and pushes LS into the pool "Bwahahahaha! Now I possess the Mod Hat of Cloudy!" Neb runs off with the hat to try to unlock it's Modding Powers.

12-02-2001, 06:59 AM	#122
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	The Storm Queen laughs and drips dry while Neb and the NUTCASE.. er Lord Shieldsy take off with what they think is her Mod Hat. "Sorry Fellas, I'd help get the leeches off you, but seems I have to SHAVE!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] " She guffaws loudly and goes looking for an industrial size can of shaving gel. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] CloudCrooner [img]graemlins/stormy.gif[/img] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

12-02-2001, 11:14 PM	#125
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	ooc: ROTFL!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW LS, that's so GROSS! ic: Seeing LS dining on leeches, the Storm Queen casts :saltwater: and a wave of water rushes over LS as he tried to finish his leech meal, melting the creepycrawlies to him Neb, you're on! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Uh... maybe I just need a large bottle of depilatory.. LOL.. anyone know a UNhairy spell for poor Storm maidens? CB __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

12-03-2001, 12:10 AM	#126
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	Did someone say depilatory? Does the Storm Queen not realise her superior is the Goddess of Undress, who is adept at spells that make nekkedness more pleasant for everybody ? Ick, CloudSprout, you're looking a little... natural today The Goddess casts Remove Hair (Depilatory Cream) on Cloudy Cloudy's thighs dimple Er... that wasn't supposed to happen... thumbs through spell book Um, I'm afraid my spell reacted with Woolly Rupert's Poo. But cellulite's very in this year... __________________

12-03-2001, 04:02 PM	#128
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	WHAT??!! Storm Queen soaks in a nice hot tub of magic herbs and rejuvenates the affected areas.. she then checks out the latest spell for replacing hair where it naturally belongs and finds after she casts it that she resembles her good old self but for some reason Lord Shield and Aelia have rather fuzzy faces and whiskers and make little squeaking noises! OOOPSIE! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

12-02-2001, 07:04 AM	#123
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	"Get these damn leeches off me and I'll give you back this thing AND help you shave......"

12-02-2001, 11:59 AM	#124
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	"mmmm - leeches!" LS starts to rip them off, enjoying the pain. Then he eats the leeches - yummy!

12-03-2001, 09:09 AM	#127
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	~casts spell of uttershave on Cloudy~ oops! ALL your hair's gone with that cellulite from Aelia's miscast spell, you're now a bald, fat dwarf Erm... Aelia, is this our cue to escape? ~gulp!~

12-03-2001, 04:36 PM	#129
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by Cloudbringer: WHAT??!! Storm Queen soaks in a nice hot tub of magic herbs and rejuvenates the affected areas.. she then checks out the latest spell for replacing hair where it naturally belongs and finds after she casts it that she resembles her good old self but for some reason Lord Shield and Aelia have rather fuzzy faces and whiskers and make little squeaking noises! OOOPSIE! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Places Aelia and LS in a cage with his pet cobra Have fun you two!

12-03-2001, 06:48 PM	#130
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	squeak! LS-mouse kung-fus the cobra with (yes, you guessed it) a Cobra Strike! - looks almost as silly as Splinter in the Ninja Turtles Hey, Aelia, now we're stuck - alone - in this cage, do you fancy ~squeak squeak squeakity squeak~ (masked in mouse language due to content [img]redface.gif[/img] )

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