Member Auction

[Bruce The Aussie]

Originally posted by Lioness: Who are you bidding for? Encard, Azred, or someone else? [img]smile.gif[/img] That's a very high bid, folks. [img]smile.gif[/img]

sorry i forgot to type that bit. whoops. i was bidding for Encard. so i could create the ultimate weapon of destruction. THE ENCARD FIRING MISSILE LAUCHER!!!

[ 08-21-2002, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Bruce The Aussie ]

Originally posted by Kaltia: quote: Originally posted by Absynthe: I bid three chocolate biscuits and a brand new, spiffy green wheelybin for Kaltia, who will become my cat-sitter when I'm on holiday.

I bid a broken mobile phone for Absynthe, who can become a new lawn ornament.[/QUOTE]Will I have to stand and hold one of those silly little lanterns? I may have to outbid you just to spare myself the humiliation...

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Absynthe: quote: Originally posted by Kaltia: quote: Originally posted by Absynthe: I bid three chocolate biscuits and a brand new, spiffy green wheelybin for Kaltia, who will become my cat-sitter when I'm on holiday.

I bid a broken mobile phone for Absynthe, who can become a new lawn ornament.[/QUOTE]Will I have to stand and hold one of those silly little lanterns? I may have to outbid you just to spare myself the humiliation...[/QUOTE]No, you'll be a fishing rod gnome [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Speaking of which, I bid a six penny piece, my cat, and a restraining harness for Choc

Originally posted by Kaltia: I'll bid half of my torture implements (A nearly new rack, never mind the blood, a free pair of complimentary thumbscrews, and two iron maidens) and a bible for LS! I NEED a punch bag!

This worries me as she is the closest IW member to me - eeeepp!!!

[Lioness]

Blasphemy! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Choc should be beyond bidding for.

Originally posted by Kaltia: I bid three chocolate biscuits and a brand new, spiffy green wheelybin for Kaltia, who will become my cat-sitter when I'm on holiday. I bid a broken mobile phone for Absynthe, who can become a new lawn ornament. Will I have to stand and hold one of those silly little lanterns? I may have to outbid you just to spare myself the humiliation... No, you'll be a fishing rod gnome [img]tongue.gif[/img] Speaking of which, I bid a six penny piece, my cat, and a restraining harness for Choc

Well, that's not so bad, now is it...

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Lioness: Blasphemy! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Choc should be beyond bidding for.

in that case, I bid a sofa, someone else' car, a working mobile phone, and a fake fur coat for lioness!

[Legolas]

I bid two clams and a broken pencil on whoever has Encard. If anyone tries to top it I'm also prepared to pay not one, but two used paper hankies. I dunno, make a slime monster using my DNA or something [img]smile.gif[/img]

What will I do with Encard's owner? Why, use him/her and Encard to take over the world of course!
I also offer regencies to Lioness and Jerome if they prevent people from buying me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Legolas: I bid two clams and a broken pencil on whoever has Encard. If anyone tries to top it I'm also prepared to pay not one, but two used paper hankies. I dunno, make a slime monster using my DNA or something [img]smile.gif[/img] What will I do with Encard's owner? Why, use him/her and Encard to take over the world of course! I also offer regencies to Lioness and Jerome if they prevent people from buying me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I bid a used shotgun cartridge and my little brother for legolas!

I bid 3 old role-play systems, a pair of damaged kali sticks (broken from last tournament), soem old CDs I never listen to and Dungeon Siege so I can adopt Neb as my son [img]tongue.gif[/img]