Need a job? The KFA wants YOU!!

10-01-2001, 07:36 PM

If y'all haven't looked over at the BG2 forum in the last couple of days, you may not be aware of a new establishment that has opened there. For your edification and amusement I'm reproducing that first post here:

Quote:

Originally posted by Desuma_Malevois:
For those of you who also love Aerie, but wouldn't feel comfortable in her "Holy Temple", I'm starting a new place where we can discuss the many ways we can serve her.

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

Personally, I like her sliced thin , sauteed, and served on wheat toast with a little Grey Poupon.

Welcome to KFA, a.k.a. "Kentucky Fried Avariel", where Drongo, our halfling chef, works day and night to create new Aerie delicacies for your sophisticated palates! Remember, it's not cannibalism if they're not the same species as you.

Now we know what REALLY happened to Aerie's wings!

Anyway, openings are available at almost every position, so if you need a job, or just have the munchies, c'mon over and see us.

Franchises are available. Visit our general offices for details.

... and remember, at KFA we may not be in very good taste, but we sure taste good.

------------------
Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!!

Ed · 10-01-2001, 07:40 PM

Kentucky Fried Arsebandits more like. lol

------------------

The REAL Minsc/Boo double act .....

Platinum Fighter of ALSB

Lord of Alcohol · 10-01-2001, 08:11 PM

Hey but she doesnt have the wings....those can be tasty! Oh well in this case I'll eat the breasts and thighs ..........cherry bendover for dessert?

SSJ4Sephiroth · 10-02-2001, 12:07 AM

why would anyone want to devour Aerie? it does not make sense, and i consider it an act of cannibalism!

------------------
It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.

Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.
Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.
Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!
Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division
Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe

Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart

Alaric · 10-02-2001, 12:15 AM

Unfortunately, the KFA has been temporarily closed. It seems that the the KFA is infested with specailly enhanced rodents and the Health Inspector has closed it down.

Mirac Honorguard · 10-02-2001, 06:47 AM

I have XP as a cook, so you can hire me, I would have to think of some new recipies though

------------------

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/mirac
I'd be Mirac, mighty mage of er... uhm.. er.. - Mirac Honorguard
Fellow Table Dancer of the Jerome's Table dancer group
Spell formulater of the IW peace-keeping force

10-02-2001, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirac Honorguard:
I have XP as a cook, so you can hire me, I would have to think of some new recipies though

OK, Mirac, you're hired. Tuor is our head chef, but he's busy enough to need some help. We'll be back if I can bribe ... err... negotiate with the health inspector.

------------------
Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!!

Kaz · 10-02-2001, 07:17 AM

In case you haven't noticed, both the KFA thread as well as the Temple of Aerie thread are closed.

------------------

Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe
Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG)
Most Illustrious Arch-Magess of the Illuminati
Lux omnis est

10-02-2001, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaz:
In case you haven't noticed, both the KFA thread as well as the Temple of Aerie thread are closed.

As I said, we'll be back if ...

------------------
Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!!

10-02-2001, 08:32 AM

I'm good with it

------------------

That is what Bin Laden is going to look like when we are done with him.

10-01-2001, 07:40 PM	#2
Ed Manshoon Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: London(ish) England Posts: 223	Kentucky Fried Arsebandits more like. lol ------------------ The REAL Minsc/Boo double act ..... Platinum Fighter of ALSB

10-01-2001, 08:11 PM	#3
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Hey but she doesnt have the wings....those can be tasty! Oh well in this case I'll eat the breasts and thighs ..........cherry bendover for dessert?

10-02-2001, 12:07 AM	#4
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	why would anyone want to devour Aerie? it does not make sense, and i consider it an act of cannibalism! ------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe Stalking the woodlands, the Lioness in my sight, warm feelings doth come, into my lonely heart

10-02-2001, 12:15 AM	#5
Alaric Manshoon Join Date: June 24, 2001 Location: Woodland Hills, CA, USA Posts: 227	Unfortunately, the KFA has been temporarily closed. It seems that the the KFA is infested with specailly enhanced rodents and the Health Inspector has closed it down.

10-02-2001, 06:47 AM	#6
Mirac Honorguard Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: August 21, 2001 Location: Limburg, Netherlands, Europe Age: 42 Posts: 894	I have XP as a cook, so you can hire me, I would have to think of some new recipies though ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/mirac I'd be Mirac, mighty mage of er... uhm.. er.. - Mirac Honorguard Fellow Table Dancer of the Jerome's Table dancer group Spell formulater of the IW peace-keeping force

10-02-2001, 07:17 AM	#8
Kaz Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: August 16, 2001 Location: UK Posts: 2,891	In case you haven't noticed, both the KFA thread as well as the Temple of Aerie thread are closed. ------------------ Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG) Most Illustrious Arch-Magess of the Illuminati Lux omnis est

10-02-2001, 08:32 AM	#10
www.cffl.com Guest Posts: n/a	I'm good with it ------------------ That is what Bin Laden is going to look like when we are done with him.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)