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01-14-2003, 06:31 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Pirate & Land-Lubber Conversation
A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, "How did you loose your leg?" The pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand. Did you loose it at the same time?" "No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you loose your eye? The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked, "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?" The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"
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01-14-2003, 06:33 PM
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Unicorn
Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
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LOL.Never heard that before.
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01-14-2003, 06:41 PM
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Hathor
 Join Date: October 11, 2001
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nice one
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01-14-2003, 06:48 PM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: January 15, 2002
Location: Vaasa, Finland
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Ahh.. makes me feel ill to think about the details..
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