my resignation

RevRuby · 10-10-2002, 11:16 AM

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.
I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of
an 8 year-old again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a
sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money
because you can eat them.
I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand
with my friends on a hot summer's day.
I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you
knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes,
but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know
what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was
to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all
the things that should make you worried or upset.
I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.
I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be
oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by
the little things again.
I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of
computer crashes, mountains of paperwork,
depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than
there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness,
and loss of loved ones.
I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word,
truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and
making angels in the snow.
So . . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card
bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from
adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch
me first, cause.............."Tag! You're it."
Hope Ya'll join me !

johnny · 10-10-2002, 11:19 AM

Thanks for the carkeys and creditcard, here's a ball. Now go play and have fun, i know i will.

Cloudbringer · 10-10-2002, 11:19 AM

OOOH! what kind of car and is there any money in the checkbook?

LOL

I've seen this before, it's a lot of fun!

Horatio · 10-10-2002, 11:21 AM

I call the car and credit card

My life as an 8 year old wasn't simple. I owned a multi million business, and was lured to sell it for a cookie by a small, glasses wearing man (curse Bill Gates!

)

RevRuby · 10-10-2002, 11:22 AM

the car is an 88 dodge omni with less than 100,000 on her adn the checkbook is empty. btw the car is named maggie, treat her ight

johnny · 10-10-2002, 11:27 AM

Cloudy and Horatio, you're both too late, i already took the car and creditcard.

*wanders of whistling happy tunes* It's good to be an adult. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

RevRuby · 10-10-2002, 11:34 AM

please note johnny it says credit card bills, not credit card.

/)eathKiller · 10-10-2002, 11:38 AM

hmm im going to take it to the next level and resign from humanity...

miyau miyau! mrrr... Cactus! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny · 10-10-2002, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RevRuby:
please note johnny it says credit card bills, not credit card.

Damn, i wasn't paying attention very well. You can give that to the others then, i'll just take the car. Later dude.

Jorath Calar · 10-10-2002, 12:29 PM

I'm with you, want to make a treecabin... or a fortress??

[img]smile.gif[/img]

10-10-2002, 11:16 AM	#1
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 44 Posts: 1,720	I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again. I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow. So . . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause.............."Tag! You're it." Hope Ya'll join me ! __________________ peek-a-boo

10-10-2002, 11:19 AM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Thanks for the carkeys and creditcard, here's a ball. Now go play and have fun, i know i will. __________________

10-10-2002, 11:19 AM	#3
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	OOOH! what kind of car and is there any money in the checkbook? LOL I've seen this before, it's a lot of fun! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

10-10-2002, 11:21 AM	#4
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	I call the car and credit card My life as an 8 year old wasn't simple. I owned a multi million business, and was lured to sell it for a cookie by a small, glasses wearing man (curse Bill Gates! ) __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

10-10-2002, 11:22 AM	#5
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 44 Posts: 1,720	the car is an 88 dodge omni with less than 100,000 on her adn the checkbook is empty. btw the car is named maggie, treat her ight __________________ peek-a-boo

10-10-2002, 11:27 AM	#6
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Cloudy and Horatio, you're both too late, i already took the car and creditcard. wanders of whistling happy tunes It's good to be an adult. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

10-10-2002, 11:34 AM	#7
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 44 Posts: 1,720	please note johnny it says credit card bills, not credit card. __________________ peek-a-boo

10-10-2002, 11:38 AM	#8
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	hmm im going to take it to the next level and resign from humanity... miyau miyau! mrrr... Cactus! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

10-10-2002, 12:29 PM	#10
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	I'm with you, want to make a treecabin... or a fortress?? [img]smile.gif[/img]

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