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07-11-2001, 09:26 PM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. She starts screaming and she stands up in the front of the plane. "I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane that can make me feel like a WOMAN??!" For a moment there is absolute silence Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted and stunned, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a mysterious man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He is gorgeous! Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair, jet black eyes and a beautiful tan, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his bulging chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this." ------------------  "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
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07-11-2001, 09:30 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
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lolsfhtisimp!!
 NO you didn't !!!! Freaking heck, man!!! You are ever the brave soul to post that here! I applaud you! ------------------  Devoted member of the Ironworks Loyal guardian of the OHF Member of the Ancients' club Witness of the 4,000th post by Cloudposter Currently engaged in the Throne of Bhaal expansion set |
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07-11-2001, 09:34 PM
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Knight of the Rose
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Scotland
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That is the funniest thing i've read in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time...
*wipes tear from eye* ------------------ 
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07-11-2001, 10:12 PM
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LMAO!
Yeah a man that gorgeous has to be gay!   Moni ------------------ 
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07-11-2001, 10:15 PM
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Jack Burton
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Location: Among the Stars
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Lol, I luv it!!!!
------------------  Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan |
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07-11-2001, 10:28 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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 Yuk Yuk!  Cloudy, who hates ironing even for herself! ------------------  Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..." |
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07-11-2001, 10:59 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: June 4, 2001
Location: Los Angeles, CA USA
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L,LTSWW,TLSM <= "Laughs, Looks To See Who's Watching, Then Laughs Some More!!!"
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07-11-2001, 11:56 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Age: 70
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I would have asked for the pants, too.
------------------ Order of the Holy Flame Member of Clan HADB 
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07-12-2001, 12:03 AM
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Reeka!
You go Girl!  Moni ------------------
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07-12-2001, 12:24 AM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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You've, made this cigar smoking, knuckle dragging, mouth breather Blush  ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
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