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08-18-2001, 01:23 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 60
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Reported as a true story: (didn't happen to me, though!)
 As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands, but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side. "Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich" she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. ... I love mustard. ..... I had no napkin. ....... I licked it off. ......... It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have ever sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue. Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, "Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon'." ------------------ 
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08-18-2001, 01:31 PM
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Beholder
 Join Date: May 4, 2001
Location: The Outside Looking In
Age: 37
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ROTFLMAO! ohhh man. so, how did the 'mustard' taste? ive always wondered...
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08-18-2001, 01:47 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
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Oh my gosh! Well, all I can say is that accidents to happen. Gives a whole new meaning as to why one would want to wash their mouth out if soap, doesn't it?
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08-18-2001, 03:54 PM
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Xanathar Thieves Guild
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Charlotte,NC
Age: 60
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LOL YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, glad it wanst you Saz, can I wish that on others though?
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08-18-2001, 05:44 PM
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Kinda like eating half a sandwich then discovering the mold that's covering half the bread, except it's worse.
[This message has been edited by Neb (edited 08-18-2001).] |
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08-18-2001, 05:49 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Scotland
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Uuuuuuurgh
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08-18-2001, 06:25 PM
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Hope I'll never experience this for myself
It's nice of you to warn us Sazzie ------------------ 
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08-18-2001, 10:52 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
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yep, thanks for the warning .. LOL
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08-19-2001, 03:44 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: April 11, 2001
Location: Murfreesboro, TN, USA
Age: 45
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One word..........NASTY!!
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08-19-2001, 06:27 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Tennessee, U.S.A.
Age: 74
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Oh Saz, how funny. I almost fell off my chair when I read this. I think you should send it in to Readers Digest. Just might make some money off of it. What a great laugh. Thanks for sharing.
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