Your favorite Simpons memory

[norompanlasolas]

of course, the simpsons are not for everyone. there are lots of flanders around. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Timber Loftis]

Mr. Burns, when "outing" himself as a non-hipster:

"And all this time I was only smoking harmless tobacco."

[img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hippysmile.gif[/img]

[Timber Loftis]

OH- one more:

Lisa hits Bart
Bart: Ow, quit it.
Lisa hits Bart
Bart: Ow, quit it.
{repeat until laughter is achieved}

[Sir Krustin]

My all time favourite was when Ned got so mad at Homer he was using a sniper rifle, he shot at him and narrowly missed a mailman who then pulled out an uzi and sprayed the clocktower Ned was in. Priceless!

Another good one was Homer pulling out a box of Soylent Green "now with more Girls". [img]graemlins/3laugh.gif[/img]

[Willard]

My favorite was when the kids got snowed in school during Christmas. They watch a DVD called "The christmas that wasn't really there but actually was" or something like that. [img]tongue.gif[/img] There were these "Christmas Munchkins"! The reindeer were made of cardboard! And you could see the stagehand in the back. [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] Eventually, the DVD broke though.

Bart: "We're snowed in!!"
Kids: "aahhh!"
Millhouse: "We're going to miss Christmas!"
Kids: "AAHHHH!"
Principal Skinner: "I fixed the DVD!"
Kids: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

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When Homer becomes the football coach, and starts favoring Bart, at the end (the titles) he says all the people are cut.. Brilliant, i really LMAO there

[Jorath Calar]

Homer's voiceover on the credits

Scully, you're cut. Brooks, Groening, Simon, you're all cut. Castellaneta,
gone. Kavner, cut. Cartwright, cut. Smith, sorry, cut. Azaria, Shearer,
you're cut. Firestone, you're cut. So is Judge. Namath, you stay. All of
those people are cut. Johnson, Wolfe and Silverman are all cut. Goldfire,
O'Brien gone. Cut, Elliot, I don't know what you're doing here because
you're all cut. Pietela, Kuwahaha. Theres so many cuts here, look, I'll
just post them up and you see where your name is. Look how many cuts there
are there. Woah boy! You're cut. All of you! You're cut. I cut you!
[Gracie Films logo, "shhhhh"]
You're cut too, shusshy!

I loved that episode [img]smile.gif[/img]

Also when he was cutting the kids...

"Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job.
The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a
lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I
like your hussle [Steven smiles]. Thats why it was so hard to cut you
[Steven's smile drops]. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!
[random sighs of relief] Except you, you and you."

Poor Steven

[ 09-18-2002, 06:45 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

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Originally posted by Jorath Calar: Homer's voiceover on the credits Scully, you're cut. Brooks, Groening, Simon, you're all cut. Castellaneta, gone. Kavner, cut. Cartwright, cut. Smith, sorry, cut. Azaria, Shearer, you're cut. Firestone, you're cut. So is Judge. Namath, you stay. All of those people are cut. Johnson, Wolfe and Silverman are all cut. Goldfire, O'Brien gone. Cut, Elliot, I don't know what you're doing here because you're all cut. Pietela, Kuwahaha. Theres so many cuts here, look, I'll just post them up and you see where your name is. Look how many cuts there are there. Woah boy! You're cut. All of you! You're cut. I cut you! [Gracie Films logo, "shhhhh"] You're cut too, shusshy! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Exactly.. Especially when he says that: Kuwahaha, and you see that unprenouncable name on screen

[Lady Blue03]

OMG, i jut saw this episode. Like a really early one, when Homer makes the drink from cough syrup called the Flaming Homer and Moe steals his idea..goes a little something like this...

Marge: Homer, at least your drink is making people happy!
Homer: Oh! Look at me! Im making people happy! And I live in a chocolate house on Gumdrop laaaaane!

Well that was close, but it was hilarious

[Lox]

Originally posted by Lady Blue03: OMG, i jut saw this episode. Like a really early one, when Homer makes the drink from cough syrup called the Flaming Homer and Moe steals his idea..goes a little something like this... Marge: Homer, at least your drink is making people happy! Homer: Oh! Look at me! Im making people happy! And I live in a chocolate house on Gumdrop laaaaane! Well that was close, but it was hilarious

Thank you for reminding me of one of my favorites, let me see if I can remember the rest.

"Oooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the happy man, from Happyland. And I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane."
[Homer slams bedroom door]
[beat]
[Homer opens door and sticks head back in room]
"By the way, I was being sarcastic."
[Marge]"Well, duh."

From the episode were Lisa becomes a vegitarian and meets Paul and Linda McCartney:

[Lisa crashes Homers BBQ and sends the roasting pig on a trek through Springfield (the BBQ grill has wheels). Bart and Homer chase it for a while, but finally it hits something and goes sailing through the air. Cut to Burns and Smithers looking out the office window.]
Burns: I think I'd like to donate a million dollars to the orphanage.
Smithers: Really sir?
Burns: When pigs fly.
[pig goes flying by the window.]
[beat]
Smithers: Will you be donating that money now, sir?
Burns: I'd still prefer not.

From the "Shining" Halloween special.

Willy: Boy, you got the Shinning.
Bart: Don't you mean the Shining?
Willy: Shh! You want to be sued?