WARNING!! Really BAD Puns... painful even.....

Charean · 05-09-2002, 11:51 AM

Don't say you weren't warned... Here goes:

1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backwards poet writes inverse.

5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's
your count that votes.

6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show
you A-flat minor.

11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully
recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.

14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Continued Monday...

Bahamut · 05-09-2002, 11:54 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!

Haaa... that cheered me up.. thanks Charean

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-09-2002, 11:55 AM

*GRRROOOAAANNN!!!*
Actually I liked some of them, maybe I'm one of those strange recluse hermit's who sits in their cave snickering quietly at puns... [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
Or maybe not

Horatio · 05-09-2002, 12:49 PM

Thanx, these'll be great to annoy some friends!
I'll just say them over and over again [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ar-Cunin · 05-09-2002, 01:50 PM

ROFL

just keep them coming - everybody can use a good laugh

[ 05-09-2002, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

Grojlach · 05-09-2002, 02:01 PM

Some were pretty harsh yet funny at the same time... Nice.

KAR_MOD1 · 05-10-2002, 11:04 PM

lmao!

Ladyzekke · 05-10-2002, 11:14 PM

ROTFL! Charean! Seems like you are in the same fine form, glad things are going well with you and KDog! [img]smile.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 05-11-2002, 12:41 PM

hmm good one *takes a – written on a musical sheet of paper and holds it over his head*

"you're under a rest!"

-?

Beaumanoir · 05-11-2002, 12:56 PM

Ohh Deathkiller, That Was Baaaaaad

They're Great Charean! ROFL! Really Good

05-09-2002, 11:51 AM	#1
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	Don't say you weren't warned... Here goes: 1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backwards poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. Continued Monday... __________________ And then there were 6.

05-09-2002, 11:54 AM	#2
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	ROTFLMAO!!! Haaa... that cheered me up.. thanks Charean __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

05-09-2002, 11:55 AM	#3
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	GRRROOOAAANNN!!! Actually I liked some of them, maybe I'm one of those strange recluse hermit's who sits in their cave snickering quietly at puns... [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] Or maybe not __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-09-2002, 12:49 PM	#4
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	Thanx, these'll be great to annoy some friends! I'll just say them over and over again [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-09-2002, 01:50 PM	#5
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 52 Posts: 2,326	ROFL just keep them coming - everybody can use a good laugh [ 05-09-2002, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

05-09-2002, 02:01 PM	#6
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 43 Posts: 5,281	Some were pretty harsh yet funny at the same time... Nice. __________________ [url]\"http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Grobbel/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://www.denness.net/rpi/username/Grobbel\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

05-10-2002, 11:04 PM	#7
KAR_MOD1 Drow Warrior Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Cleveland, USA Age: 38 Posts: 270	lmao! __________________ Dark Age of Camelot Addict

05-10-2002, 11:14 PM	#8
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	ROTFL! Charean! Seems like you are in the same fine form, glad things are going well with you and KDog! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

05-11-2002, 12:41 PM	#9
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	hmm good one takes a – written on a musical sheet of paper and holds it over his head "you're under a rest!" -?

05-11-2002, 12:56 PM	#10
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Ohh Deathkiller, That Was Baaaaaad They're Great Charean! ROFL! Really Good __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

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