Ironworks the movieV: Lord of the Board - Page 8

dizzy · 07-08-2002, 11:12 AM

Oh no, I vanished. Well, shit, there goes the neighborhood. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 08-05-2002, 08:38 AM

Finaly...
I haven't been able to get on IW for weeks now

But I'll continue the story at once

If there are still people around who'd like to see it finished?

Mouse · 08-05-2002, 08:44 AM

Absolutely [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I look forward to the next episode.

Dreamer128 · 08-05-2002, 09:15 AM

It is a time of peace, after the defeat of the Evil Cat Overlord Choc; the slow process of rebuilding Ironworks started.
But… some of dark powers remained on Ironworks and at the edge of the forgotten Dungeon Siege board a group of evil cat clones gathered for a fiendish ritual!

50 years ago
Hillary: C’mon Mr Snuggles, the master is waiting.
Snuggy: That is Dr. Snuggles for you, I didn’t spend the best years of my live on the evil cat academy for nothing!
Seven: Bah, you two are idiots. A disgrace to the master. I’ll resurrect him, let me see that book.
Hillary: Go on then, cast the spell.
Seven: Well…uh…I’m just a cat. I can’t read.
Hillary: Me neither!
Snuggy: Give it to me already, I went to college.
Snuggy: Are we ready to sacrifice the virgin?
Hillary: I don’t know. Seven, did you manage to find a virgin?
Seven: It was easy enough. I just kidnapped George Bush jr.
Snuggy: We can’t sacrifice Bush you idiot! We are the bad guys!
Hillary: Right, couldn’t you find a good aligned virgin?
Seven: We’ll just sacrifice this sheep then…
Snuggy: Good, let me begin the incantations.

Meanwhile, Choc is tasting the fruits of defeat.

Choc: Huh? What happened? Where am I?
Choc: Hmm, its hot and sticky in here. And it smells like someone just died.
Choc: Can it be? I am back in Dans bedroom!
Bill Gates: Actually, you are in hell. I am your roommate.
Choc: What?
BG: Hard to believe huh? This section of hell is reserved for the most evil master minds the earth has ever known. Oh, look at the time, want to go have tea with Hitler?
Choc: Noooooooo

*Loudspeaker: Attention, attention, this is your host speaking.

Bill Gates: That’s Satan, probably thought up some new torment for us.

*Loudspeaker: Will everyone please proceed to the main hall.
Murders, rapists and lawyers, please line up for the electric chair. Thieves, stalkers and Cat Overlords are requested to proceed to the guillotine.

Choc: This is horrible!
BG: Tell me about it. The big S. really seems to hate me. Hell, every Microsoft user hates me.

*Loudspeaker: What?! No, there is no toilet here! You must be new… [Horrible screaming]
*Loudspeaker: Welcome to hell.

Choc: Wait.. I feel light all of the sudden. Like I am being…

Seven: Teleported away.
Hillary: Welcome back master.
Choc: Raaaaggghhh
Snuggy: Its alive! ALIVE!
Snuggy: I always wanted to say that.
Choc: Rargh, its good to be back. Now lets return to my own message board.

At the same time….

Dizzy: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! Who has taken my disk? My favourite game. My precious!!!
Yorick: *Running. Hmm, this strange creature is gaining on me…. Maybe I can use this strange disk to make me invincible. *Inserts it in his disk drive.
Dizzy: Raaaah! You can’t hide from me. I will find it. You have stolen my precious.
Yorick:*Runs out of the cave right into a group of short sized posters.
Mouse: Where have you been Yorick? You promised you would help defeat the evil Dragon that has taken over my board. But all you do is play with the locals!
Yorick: Sorry Mouse, but look at this ancient disk I eh.. found.
Mouse: By the mods! This disk has the logo of Microsoft on it!
Yorick: Microsoft?
Mouse: An ancient evil that once ruled the international market. Ziroc can tell you more about it.
Yorick: No reason for more delay, lets just go.

Present day
At the very last page of the General Discussion there is a small thread, inhabited by a small race, known under the names space wasters, inactives and hobbits.
They detest posting, gaming and every other kind of adventure. They mostly spend their days smoking their pipes, enjoying life and lurking in posts.

I’m afraid I must stop here, due to the fact that I still don’t have a suitable Frodo, I will continue as fast as possible

[ 08-05-2002, 09:17 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Attalus · 08-05-2002, 09:24 AM

LOL, so you're off again, Velkyn! Excellent as always.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 08-05-2002, 09:29 AM

LOL, hilarous. good work!. heh, can I be in it? pretty please? I wanna slay a dragon... or at least lead a group. lol, some things never change... my wanting to kill a dragon is one of em. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 08-05-2002, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
LOL, hilarous. good work!. heh, can I be in it? pretty please? I wanna slay a dragon... or at least lead a group. lol, some things never change... my wanting to kill a dragon is one of em. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Is there any specific character you want to play? I think the part of Legolas is still open

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 08-05-2002, 11:22 AM

yay, any elf is good.

SomeGuy · 08-05-2002, 11:33 AM

Is Frodo still open?

Encard · 08-05-2002, 12:33 PM

We have requirement more brains the of. Brains... err... *whistles innocently* Quite nicely done! Highly humorous [img]smile.gif[/img] There's bound to be space for RaBid Fruit trees in there somewhere... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-08-2002, 11:12 AM	#71
dizzy Mephistopheles Join Date: January 18, 2002 Location: Baumholder Germany Age: 39 Posts: 1,434	Oh no, I vanished. Well, shit, there goes the neighborhood. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ An Army of fun. <br /><br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />

08-05-2002, 08:44 AM	#73
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	Absolutely [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I look forward to the next episode. __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

08-05-2002, 09:24 AM	#75
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	LOL, so you're off again, Velkyn! Excellent as always. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

08-05-2002, 09:29 AM	#76
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	LOL, hilarous. good work!. heh, can I be in it? pretty please? I wanna slay a dragon... or at least lead a group. lol, some things never change... my wanting to kill a dragon is one of em. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

08-05-2002, 11:22 AM	#78
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	yay, any elf is good. __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

08-05-2002, 08:38 AM	#72
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Finaly... I haven't been able to get on IW for weeks now But I'll continue the story at once If there are still people around who'd like to see it finished?

08-05-2002, 09:15 AM	#74
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	It is a time of peace, after the defeat of the Evil Cat Overlord Choc; the slow process of rebuilding Ironworks started. But… some of dark powers remained on Ironworks and at the edge of the forgotten Dungeon Siege board a group of evil cat clones gathered for a fiendish ritual! 50 years ago Hillary: C’mon Mr Snuggles, the master is waiting. Snuggy: That is Dr. Snuggles for you, I didn’t spend the best years of my live on the evil cat academy for nothing! Seven: Bah, you two are idiots. A disgrace to the master. I’ll resurrect him, let me see that book. Hillary: Go on then, cast the spell. Seven: Well…uh…I’m just a cat. I can’t read. Hillary: Me neither! Snuggy: Give it to me already, I went to college. Snuggy: Are we ready to sacrifice the virgin? Hillary: I don’t know. Seven, did you manage to find a virgin? Seven: It was easy enough. I just kidnapped George Bush jr. Snuggy: We can’t sacrifice Bush you idiot! We are the bad guys! Hillary: Right, couldn’t you find a good aligned virgin? Seven: We’ll just sacrifice this sheep then… Snuggy: Good, let me begin the incantations. Meanwhile, Choc is tasting the fruits of defeat. Choc: Huh? What happened? Where am I? Choc: Hmm, its hot and sticky in here. And it smells like someone just died. Choc: Can it be? I am back in Dans bedroom! Bill Gates: Actually, you are in hell. I am your roommate. Choc: What? BG: Hard to believe huh? This section of hell is reserved for the most evil master minds the earth has ever known. Oh, look at the time, want to go have tea with Hitler? Choc: Noooooooo Loudspeaker: Attention, attention, this is your host speaking. Bill Gates: That’s Satan, probably thought up some new torment for us. Loudspeaker: Will everyone please proceed to the main hall. Murders, rapists and lawyers, please line up for the electric chair. Thieves, stalkers and Cat Overlords are requested to proceed to the guillotine. Choc: This is horrible! BG: Tell me about it. The big S. really seems to hate me. Hell, every Microsoft user hates me. Loudspeaker: What?! No, there is no toilet here! You must be new… [Horrible screaming] Loudspeaker: Welcome to hell. Choc: Wait.. I feel light all of the sudden. Like I am being… Seven: Teleported away. Hillary: Welcome back master. Choc: Raaaaggghhh Snuggy: Its alive! ALIVE! Snuggy: I always wanted to say that. Choc: Rargh, its good to be back. Now lets return to my own message board. At the same time…. Dizzy: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! Who has taken my disk? My favourite game. My precious!!! Yorick: Running. Hmm, this strange creature is gaining on me…. Maybe I can use this strange disk to make me invincible. Inserts it in his disk drive. Dizzy: Raaaah! You can’t hide from me. I will find it. You have stolen my precious. Yorick:Runs out of the cave right into a group of short sized posters. Mouse: Where have you been Yorick? You promised you would help defeat the evil Dragon that has taken over my board. But all you do is play with the locals! Yorick: Sorry Mouse, but look at this ancient disk I eh.. found. Mouse: By the mods! This disk has the logo of Microsoft on it! Yorick: Microsoft? Mouse: An ancient evil that once ruled the international market. Ziroc can tell you more about it. Yorick: No reason for more delay, lets just go. Present day* At the very last page of the General Discussion there is a small thread, inhabited by a small race, known under the names space wasters, inactives and hobbits. They detest posting, gaming and every other kind of adventure. They mostly spend their days smoking their pipes, enjoying life and lurking in posts. I’m afraid I must stop here, due to the fact that I still don’t have a suitable Frodo, I will continue as fast as possible [ 08-05-2002, 09:17 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

08-05-2002, 11:33 AM	#79
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Is Frodo still open? __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

08-05-2002, 12:33 PM	#80
Encard Quintesson Join Date: June 13, 2001 Location: Darkness Age: 37 Posts: 1,033	We have requirement more brains the of. Brains... err... whistles innocently Quite nicely done! Highly humorous [img]smile.gif[/img] There's bound to be space for RaBid Fruit trees in there somewhere... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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