Ironworks the movieV: Lord of the Board

[Lady Blue03]

Ooo i wanna b Arwen, minus the love sory

[Scholarcs]

Originally posted by Lady Blue03: Ooo i wanna b Arwen, minus the love sory

What but thats the only reason she is in the movie

"evil cat forces"
ROFL!
Feel free to use any of mine in battle scenes in which they will be offed, they are all evil!
Great Story! I'm loving it.

[Dreamer128]

Sorry it took so long, first I got sick and after that I left the country for two weeks.

[ 07-08-2002, 06:03 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

[Dreamer128]

The year 2002, Cloudy’s café, the GD
Arvon: Interesting story old-timer, what happened then?
Donut: Bah, I’m not that old. (Now where did my teeth go?)
Arvon: Err..of course not.
Lady Blue: Just, ignore him. Now, the story…
Donut: Alright then, where was I?
Arvon:The war…
Donut: Oh yes…well, with the power of the one disk Choc became unstoppable!
Donut: Soon after the first sighting of Chocian troops, the invasion came!
Donut: One by one, the free boards fell before the might of the disk.
Donut: even when facing impossible odds, Ziroc remained optimistic.

Ziroc: We’re DOOMED, DOOMED I TELL YOU!!!!
Dizzy: Sir, calm down. Everything will be just fine.
Ziroc: CALM DOWN?! HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WITH THOUSANDS OF SPAMMERS AT MY BORDER?!
Dizzy: Uh…
Memnoch: Don’t worry Z. You can be beat him!
Ziroc: How can you be so sure?
Memnoch: I already read the next chapter. And besides, you are the hero, they always win.
Ziroc: I guess that’s true, al right then. This is da plan...

Meanwhile, a few mb south of the GD
Choc: Meow, meow meow meow!!!
Melusine: Lord Choc asks for a full status report.
Sazerac: Invasion goes as plans, Baldurs Gate boards already overrun, most of the forces assembled at the edge of the GD. Waiting for your command.
Choc: Meow, meow, meow!
Melusine: Lord Choc will lead the army himself. Prepare to advance!
Sazerac: Yes M’lady!

Zirocs palace, warroom
Memnoch: ..and an additional wargroup of Elven bowman to the south.
Ziroc: Good, now listen up everyone! [Heroic music starts playing]
Ziroc: As you all know, Chocs army will arrive here within a few hours. Now, we are all that stand between the evil Cat and total domination. Not only are we outnumbered five to one, but we also have to face the huge power of the one disk. Gee, that is a lot isn’t it? Ah damn it, *runs out of the room.
Memnoch: Ahem, well, uh, hehehe, he just has an..uh.. really small bladder. He’ll be back any moment now. Anyway, even though we face impossible odds. I am confident that we will prevail, not because we are stronger or smarter or have some brilliant master plan. Nor are we more devoted or braver. No, we will prevail because WE ARE AMERICANS! And we are better then the rest of world! So…
Dizzy: Uh sir, aren’t you an Australian?
Memnoch:….
Memnoch:*runs out of the room. Ziiiiiiiiiiiroc, wait for me!!!

Arvon: So, what happened then?
Donut: Well, we managed to convince them it was in their best interest to lead the battle. *reloads his shotgun.
Lady Blue: Then what happened?
Donut: Well, we prepared for battle of course. For Choc was already placing his army into position.

Castle Ziroc, main tower
Ziroc: Just you and me now I guess.
Reeka: Yes sir!
Ziroc: You think we’ll win?
Reeka: Yes sir!
Ziroc: You sound confident, ever done a thing like this before?
Reeka: Yes sir!
Ziroc: Well, besides that I just wanted to say that I treated you badly and I just wanted to apologize for being rude and insensitive, its not often I show my true self but I really think we….
Reeka:*Walks up the stairs, “Hi Z., thanks for watching over my projected imagine, great spell isn’t it”?

Meanwhile, down with the troops
Dizzy: Our forces have taken the planned positions sir!
Memnoch: Good, I hope Ziroc does he’s part well.
Dizzy: Yes, well, at least he and Reeka made up.
Memnoch: Thank god.
Dizzy: Uh sir, I think Z. just threw someone of the tower!
Epona: Excuse me gentlemen, but a messenger just arrived. Chocs forces are marching for the castle and should be here any moment!
Memnoch: Quickly then, into hiding.

Ziroc: *Pulls her up again. All right, you have the spells?
Reeka: Well, I didn’t really have time to check the supplies. Lets have a look.
Ziroc: Hmm, Power word, fart? Death-to-the-Caster? Bigby’s magical firewall?
Reeka: *whistles
Ziroc: And what’s this? Meatier Swarm?
Reeka: Developed it myself! large chunks of ground chuck rain to the ground!
Ziroc: Perhaps I should throw myself of the tower. Did you bring my book of death magic?
Reeka: Uh, actually I needed it to test Erhdolt's Endurable Eraser. It works great by the way.
Ziroc: Well, at least I still have my wands. Especially the wand of Meteor Storm should stall them. You did take it from my safe right?
Reeka: Of course not! How come you didn't tell me the lock on your safe
was broken ? That little guy you hired couldn't get it
opened, so he took it back to town to work on it."
Ziroc: *grasp. How about the other spellbook?
Reeka: Uhh.. I seem to have forgotten to bring the Manual of Mighty and
Marvelous Magic with me Will the Guide to Growing Great
Geraniums do as well?
Ziroc: *bangs head into the wall. Well, it can’t be helped anymore I guess. We’ll just have to make the best of it. Here, take this wand of fire. You know how it works right?
Reeka: It fires a fireball if I point it at something and say
Braxat' right?
Ziroc: N…

Melusine: Milord, we just detected a huge explosion on the highest tower of castle Ziroc!
Choc: Meow! Meow!
Melusine: It seems to be abandoned, the gates are open as well.
Choc: Meow, meow!
Melusine: Of course! Chieftain Sazerac!
Sazerac: Me stands ready!
Melusine: Take two thirds of the men and charge at the castle, take no prisoners!
Sazerac: *nods
Melusine: I wonder which gardener Ziroc has, the grass is extremely tall.
Choc: Meow! Meow!
Melusine: Sorry sir

Back on the tower
Reeka: Really sorry sir, you alright sir?
Ziroc: I’m alive, and th…what the?! Chocs forces are closing in fast!
Reeka: Want me to cast a spell master?
Ziroc: NO! I’ll use one of my own. starts waving his hands and muttering arcane words.
Suddenly, a dragon appears before the charging spammers.
Sazerac: This not in contract, PULL BACK!

Reeka: (Loudly) "WHAT AN ILLUSION, MASTER! THE CHOCIANS WILL * NEVER * FIGURE
THAT OUT!"
Ziroc: Uh oh.
Reeka: Oh, look, they dispelled it. I wonder how they knew it was an illusion.
Ziroc: Doesn’t matter. Enters local chatbox: This is tower watch calling Memnoch.
Memnoch: Yes, Purple Donkey here over.
Ziroc: Purple Donkey?! Is everything ready, over?
Epona: Purple Chicken calling Tower watch, over. Package is in place. Hostile should encounter is any moment now. You did a good job luring them into the castle with your lightshow earlier, over.
Ziroc: Thanks purple Chicken, what is the status of the troops?
Someguy: Field commander Blue Pigeon here, archers ready for operation clean up, awaiting the big bang.
Ziroc: Roger, ziroc out.
Reeka: Everything ok sir?
Ziroc: Yes, is the magic carpet loaded up?
Reeka: Yes sir, tanks full a’ fuel.
Ziroc: Good, lets go.

Meanwhile, down the hall
Orc1: Ugh, no one here!
Sazerac: What?
Orc2: He be right, there no is anyone here.
Sazerac: You turn place inside out!
Orc1: Yes chief.
Orc3: Uh chiefboss, me finds package on table, your name on it.
Sazerac: To Sazerac, from Ziroc: with ‘burning’ love. That nice.
Orc2: What is in package?
Sazerac: Must be clock, its ticking!
]Choc: Meow!!! Meow!!!
Melusine: Our army! Its gone! We’ve been set up!

*Suddenly, thousands of archers arise from the high grass.
Memnoch: Choc! S’ohw rouy yddad?
Melusine: Ha, showing of with his knowledge of Quenya again, we’ll show him. CHOCIANS ATTACK!

Donut: And so, under the ruins of Castle Ziroc, a terrible battle was posted!
Arvon: Who won?
Donut: Well, the Ironworkers seemed to have the advantage when Choc suddenly used his most terrible weapon and used the one disk to hack the main site, and delete his opponents…

Memnoch: Huh? Where did that thunderstorm come from, the sky was clear a minute ago!
Ziroc: That’s a sign of dark magic you idiot, he is using the one disk.
Choc: Fi I t’nac teg Ironworks, enoon lliw. Ll’I eteled uoy lla.
Ziroc: Whats he saying?
Memnoch: Standard badguy speech.
Dizzy: Sir our troop are vani…-plof-.
Ziroc: Vanishing…he must have hacked the main site.
Epona: Damn, what can we do ab…-plof-.
Memnoch: Ziroc! Do something!
Ziroc: All right, all right. Reeka, your spellbag please.
Reeka: *hands him the supplies.
Ziroc: Casts: Bigby’s magical firewall.
Choc: Meow meow!
Ziroc: He’s been locked out, but it will only take him a minute to bypass the security.
Memnoch: Now what?
Ziroc: He is no longer protected by the ring here *Grabs his keyboard and presses ‘ban evil cats’
Choc: Nooooooooooooooooooo
*massive vortex appears, sucking all of Chocs troops in.

two days later, on the battlefield
Epona: Dizzy, we've been out here all day, what do you hope to find?
Dizzy: *Picks up glowing disk. Nothing, nothing at all.

Arvon: What happened to Choc grandpa?
Donut: No one knows, some say his essence is scattered all over the net, others say he is living the second of his nine lives on Ironworks or perhaps his soul is stuck in the one disk. But in truth, he could be anywhere or anything.
Lady Blue: hm, anyone or anything, we’ll think about that. Bye!
Donut: Bye children.
*Arvon and LB leave the post.
Donut: *evil grin.

[ 07-08-2002, 09:29 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

[Donut]

Excellent post Dreamer. You have me down to perfection - even the false teeth. The thought of Arvon as grandson is disturbing though. Fortunately I can always turn my hearing aid off.

[Megabot]

Darn great story or shall i say movie Dreamer128 i have never read it before to day and if you need any help i can use my "arrows" on the enemy! lol

[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

Thats hilarous... well done..

[Attalus]

Fantastic as always, Velkyn. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[SomeGuy]

Part of it was wrong.The part where I said I was a Blue Pidgeon was wrong.I'm a blue Penguin. Great story! I liked it alot.