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Sir Krustin · 09-17-2002, 01:42 PM

Gotta love it...I like anything that talks trash about Micro$haft of Bill Gates...keep upo the good work!

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09-17-2002, 01:46 PM

me not in it yet *pouts* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 09-17-2002, 02:07 PM

Meanwhile, at problyWood studio's

Dreamer128: Aragorn.. Frodo.. dum..dum..
*Door bell
Dreamer128: Huh?! Who could that be at this hour... *Opens door

Lord Shield: DREAMER128! RAAAAAAAARGH!

Dreamer128: Eek!
LS: Grrr! Why aint I in the movie yet?!
Dreamer128: Sorry... but all the parts have already been given...
LS: Are you sure?
Dreamer128: *Hides under the table. Actually.. you are in the next edition!
LS: Thats better. *Teleports away.
Dreamer128: *Sigh. Another happy customer.

[ 09-17-2002, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Attalus · 09-17-2002, 02:13 PM

LOL, Velkyn, really good! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 09-17-2002, 04:05 PM

ROFLMAO! MORE MORE!

hehehe. "I know what you did last summer" rofl great, keep up the good word

(now whats the "thumbsup thing? ah well...)

Dreamer128 · 09-18-2002, 09:50 AM

Ziroc: Get back Deiter! *Slowely walks towards the window.
-Unknown-: Whoa Z! Is that a gun between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?!
Ziroc: *Pulls an M16 out from under his robe. Its a gun! Don't move!
Regin: *Jumps out of the bushes. No! Its me! Don't shoot!
Ziroc: Regin!? Your curiousity will be the end of you! What have you heard?
Regin: N..nothing... j..just a b..bit about the end of the board.. the one d..disk and m..master Dizzy..
Regin: P..please Mr Ziroc.. d..don't turn me into a headless hobbit...
Ziroc: *Loads his rifle. I am tempted...
Regin: PLEASE! I'll do anything you want! ANYTHING!
Ziroc: Hm... anything?
Regin: Yes.. anything!
A footmassage and two hours later
Ziroc: Aaaaah... that was good...
Deiter: Yeah.. the best
Regin: Can I go now? My hands heard.
Ziroc: Sorry Regin.. *aims for his head. You know too much...
Deiter: Ziroc... wait.. you can't just shoot him.. it'll be a mess.. and I just cleaned the place..
Regin: YES! Listen to Deiter... I could..uh.. go with him on his quest...
Deiter: No way! Just shoot him Z.
Ziroc: Actually... I like his idea.
Deiter: Damn..
Ziroc: Ok.. this is the plan..
Meanwhile, just a few KB's to the south... the evil Disk-rats are questioning one of the locals..
uss: Leafblade.. L.E.A.F.B.L.A.D.E..
Grojlach: Jaja, Loofboom, ken iek wel...
Neb: (since most people can't read the ancient language of HEX, we've translated most of the Disk-rat dialogue to English) What... did.. he... say?
uss: I dunno boss.. I think he knows him...
Neb: Stupid Dutch... oh well... I think we are still on the right road... lets go..
uss: Uh.. boss...
Neb: Not now you idiot, we are in a hurry! And uh.. what happened to your horse?
uss: It got stolen boss! Just outside the supermarket! I was just buying some snacks for underway... and when I came back..
Neb: You fool! We are undead ghosts, we don't 'need' food!
uss: We don't?! Well.. how was 'I' supposed to know? I haven't really been dead all that long..
Neb: Never mind then.. call a taxi..
uss: Already tried that... but they don't take evil undead! Bad for their reputation!
Neb: The rascists! Well.. stay here.. call Master Choc.. he'll send a new horse your way... *races down the road
uss: But boss... damn.. I forget to mention they stole my cell phone as well.. oh well, there was a gas station just twenty miles down the road..
At the same time, our friends the hobbits are already on the road
Regin: So.. what is mister Ziroc doing again?
Deiter: Oh.. he is going to consult the leader of the mods... Overlord Larry...he'll know what to do.. we are to meet him at Cloudy's cafe in three days..
Regin: Of course.. hold! What was that sound?
Deiter: What so.. *gets hit by a running hobbit
Encard: Ow..! *Falls down!
Kaz: *Runs around the corner, tripping over Encard and Deiter.
Regin: Get off him! What is going on here!
-Unknown-: [shouts]: They went this way! Lets go!
Kaz: Oh darn! I don't understand what is wrong with these people..
Encard: Yes... all we took was a few diamonds...
Kaz: Yes.. and a few thousand dollar last week...
Encard: And those Euro's before that...
Deiter: You've been robbing the local banks?!
Kaz: Errr.. robbing is such a big word...
Encard: We should go.. the police is closing in... *Tries to get up causing everyone to fall from the hill they were standing on..
Kaz: *Cough.. you idiot! Well.. at least we threw those pigs off track..
Encard: Oh no.. our cash.. all over the place..
Regin: m...money! *Makes a run for the money bags..
Kaz: Its ours! Get of it!
Deiter: Uh... guys..
Kaz: *Hits Regin with a stick. MINE! MINE! MINE!
Deiter: Guys...
Regin: Stop pulling my leg! You can pull my finger instead, hehehe!
Deiter: Guys, GET OF THE ROAD!
*The Hobbits grab as much of the cash as possible and hide behind a tree... just in time.. for a dark figure appears out of nowhere..
uss: Grmbl! I'm sure that gas station was around here somwh.. hold! What is that smell.. *starts walking towards the tree..
Deiter: [whispers] don't tell me you actually did pull his finger...
Encard: Sorry...
uss: *shrugs.. probably nothing.. continues to walk down the road, when suddenly...
Hobbit police officer: Excuse me Mr. Evil Disk-rat... have you seen a number of suspicious look...
uss: *Sheaths his sword. I'm sorry.. did I just cut your head off.. hehehe.. *continues to walk down the road..
Kaz: Oh my god! I don't know what is worse! The fact that that creep just killed an officer, or that we probably will be blamed for his dead!
Encard: Now what?
Kaz: We have to get out of the country.. we can can go with Deiter and.. *looks over her shoulder.. yes, what is it?
uss: Do excuse me... but I heard you talking and I was wondering if you know a mr Leafblade... Deiter Leafblade...
Kaz: Of course.. thats him right there.. hey wait a sec! *starts running followed by the rest of the hobbits.
Encard: Th.. thats him! Is he chasing us?
Regin: D.. doesn't matter. No way he can keep up with us on foot.. he is way too heavily armored..
Deiter: He doesn't need too! HE'S DRIVING A STATION WAGON!
Regin: Make a run for the river!
uss: Hehehe! *Opens the window and throws the remains of the former owner in the swamp.
Kaz: He is closing in!

Will the Hobbits escape the evil disk rats?
Be sure to keep checking this thread to find out...

[ 09-18-2002, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Sir Exxon · 09-18-2002, 11:54 AM

Great as always, Velk. Keep it up! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Sir Exxon · 09-20-2002, 12:42 PM

Bumpings. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 11-06-2002, 08:48 AM

Sorry it took me so long.. first, I found myself unable to log into Ironworks for several weeks.. Next, my internet connection went down.
Are there still people around who'd like me to continue?

Mouse · 11-06-2002, 08:54 AM

For sure - carry on regardless

09-17-2002, 01:42 PM	#111
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	Gotta love it...I like anything that talks trash about Micro$haft of Bill Gates...keep upo the good work! [img]graemlins/goodmorning.gif[/img] __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

09-17-2002, 02:13 PM	#114
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	LOL, Velkyn, really good! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

09-17-2002, 04:05 PM	#115
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	ROFLMAO! MORE MORE! hehehe. "I know what you did last summer" rofl great, keep up the good word (now whats the "thumbsup thing? ah well...) __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

11-06-2002, 08:54 AM	#120
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	For sure - carry on regardless __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

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09-17-2002, 02:07 PM	#113
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Meanwhile, at problyWood studio's Dreamer128: Aragorn.. Frodo.. dum..dum.. Door bell Dreamer128: Huh?! Who could that be at this hour... Opens door Lord Shield: DREAMER128! RAAAAAAAARGH! Dreamer128: Eek! LS: Grrr! Why aint I in the movie yet?! Dreamer128: Sorry... but all the parts have already been given... LS: Are you sure? Dreamer128: Hides under the table. Actually.. you are in the next edition! LS: Thats better. Teleports away. Dreamer128: *Sigh. Another happy customer. [ 09-17-2002, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

09-18-2002, 09:50 AM	#116
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Ziroc: Get back Deiter! Slowely walks towards the window. -Unknown-: Whoa Z! Is that a gun between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?! Ziroc: Pulls an M16 out from under his robe. Its a gun! Don't move! Regin: Jumps out of the bushes. No! Its me! Don't shoot! Ziroc: Regin!? Your curiousity will be the end of you! What have you heard? Regin: N..nothing... j..just a b..bit about the end of the board.. the one d..disk and m..master Dizzy.. Regin: P..please Mr Ziroc.. d..don't turn me into a headless hobbit... Ziroc: Loads his rifle. I am tempted... Regin: PLEASE! I'll do anything you want! ANYTHING! Ziroc: Hm... anything? Regin: Yes.. anything! A footmassage and two hours later Ziroc: Aaaaah... that was good... Deiter: Yeah.. the best Regin: Can I go now? My hands heard. Ziroc: Sorry Regin.. aims for his head. You know too much... Deiter: Ziroc... wait.. you can't just shoot him.. it'll be a mess.. and I just cleaned the place.. Regin: YES! Listen to Deiter... I could..uh.. go with him on his quest... Deiter: No way! Just shoot him Z. Ziroc: Actually... I like his idea. Deiter: Damn.. Ziroc: Ok.. this is the plan.. Meanwhile, just a few KB's to the south... the evil Disk-rats are questioning one of the locals..* uss: Leafblade.. L.E.A.F.B.L.A.D.E.. Grojlach: Jaja, Loofboom, ken iek wel... Neb: (since most people can't read the ancient language of HEX, we've translated most of the Disk-rat dialogue to English) What... did.. he... say? uss: I dunno boss.. I think he knows him... Neb: Stupid Dutch... oh well... I think we are still on the right road... lets go.. uss: Uh.. boss... Neb: Not now you idiot, we are in a hurry! And uh.. what happened to your horse? uss: It got stolen boss! Just outside the supermarket! I was just buying some snacks for underway... and when I came back.. Neb: You fool! We are undead ghosts, we don't 'need' food! uss: We don't?! Well.. how was 'I' supposed to know? I haven't really been dead all that long.. Neb: Never mind then.. call a taxi.. uss: Already tried that... but they don't take evil undead! Bad for their reputation! Neb: The rascists! Well.. stay here.. call Master Choc.. he'll send a new horse your way... races down the road uss: But boss... damn.. I forget to mention they stole my cell phone as well.. oh well, there was a gas station just twenty miles down the road.. At the same time, our friends the hobbits are already on the road* Regin: So.. what is mister Ziroc doing again? Deiter: Oh.. he is going to consult the leader of the mods... Overlord Larry...he'll know what to do.. we are to meet him at Cloudy's cafe in three days.. Regin: Of course.. hold! What was that sound? Deiter: What so.. gets hit by a running hobbit Encard: Ow..! Falls down! Kaz: Runs around the corner, tripping over Encard and Deiter. Regin: Get off him! What is going on here! -Unknown-: [shouts]: They went this way! Lets go! Kaz: Oh darn! I don't understand what is wrong with these people.. Encard: Yes... all we took was a few diamonds... Kaz: Yes.. and a few thousand dollar last week... Encard: And those Euro's before that... Deiter: You've been robbing the local banks?! Kaz: Errr.. robbing is such a big word... Encard: We should go.. the police is closing in... Tries to get up causing everyone to fall from the hill they were standing on.. Kaz: Cough.. you idiot! Well.. at least we threw those pigs off track.. Encard: Oh no.. our cash.. all over the place.. Regin: m...money! Makes a run for the money bags.. Kaz: Its ours! Get of it! Deiter: Uh... guys.. Kaz: Hits Regin with a stick. MINE! MINE! MINE! Deiter: Guys... Regin: Stop pulling my leg! You can pull my finger instead, hehehe! Deiter: Guys, GET OF THE ROAD! The Hobbits grab as much of the cash as possible and hide behind a tree... just in time.. for a dark figure appears out of nowhere.. uss: Grmbl! I'm sure that gas station was around here somwh.. hold! What is that smell.. starts walking towards the tree.. Deiter: [whispers] don't tell me you actually did pull his finger... Encard: Sorry... uss: shrugs.. probably nothing.. continues to walk down the road, when suddenly... Hobbit police officer: Excuse me Mr. Evil Disk-rat... have you seen a number of suspicious look... uss: Sheaths his sword. I'm sorry.. did I just cut your head off.. hehehe.. continues to walk down the road.. Kaz: Oh my god! I don't know what is worse! The fact that that creep just killed an officer, or that we probably will be blamed for his dead! Encard: Now what? Kaz: We have to get out of the country.. we can can go with Deiter and.. looks over her shoulder.. yes, what is it? uss: Do excuse me... but I heard you talking and I was wondering if you know a mr Leafblade... Deiter Leafblade... Kaz: Of course.. thats him right there.. hey wait a sec! starts running followed by the rest of the hobbits. Encard: Th.. thats him! Is he chasing us? Regin: D.. doesn't matter. No way he can keep up with us on foot.. he is way too heavily armored.. Deiter: He doesn't need too! HE'S DRIVING A STATION WAGON! Regin: Make a run for the river! uss: Hehehe! *Opens the window and throws the remains of the former owner in the swamp. Kaz: He is closing in! Will the Hobbits escape the evil disk rats? Be sure to keep checking this thread to find out... [ 09-18-2002, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

09-18-2002, 11:54 AM	#117
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	Great as always, Velk. Keep it up! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

09-20-2002, 12:42 PM	#118
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	Bumpings. [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-06-2002, 08:48 AM	#119
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Sorry it took me so long.. first, I found myself unable to log into Ironworks for several weeks.. Next, my internet connection went down. Are there still people around who'd like me to continue?

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