Ironworks the movieV: Lord of the Board - Page 11

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 08-21-2002, 01:24 PM

rofl... thats great; keep it up... I wanna read the next installment...

Lioness · 08-21-2002, 01:27 PM

LOL! MORE!

Encard · 08-21-2002, 01:35 PM

Quite nice, methinks! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Attalus · 08-21-2002, 02:47 PM

FDl, really good, Velkyn. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Sir Exxon · 08-21-2002, 04:08 PM

Great as always, Velkyn. [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 08-27-2002, 11:24 AM

Grrr, haven't been able to acces Ironworks for the last few weeks. I'll start working on the next part right away.

Dreamer128 · 08-27-2002, 12:15 PM

Dizzy: *Ahem. My fellow Spammers, hobbits and inactives.
As you all know, I am currently at my 4999' post!
Now, 5000 posts is far too short to get to know such admirable..eh..inactives.
But thats not intirely my fault, after all you post far too little.
However, we all know that your value as a person is not defined by your number of posts.
So, now that you all know that the fact that I'm smarter, better looking and richer then you, has nothing to do with the fact that I have more posts. I guess you can sleep a little lighter. Or maybe not. Anyway, I've wasted far too many posts on you already. So, I'm pleased to inform you that this is the end! *Suddenly dissapears.

As the panicking inactives flee in all directions, Dizzy leafblade returns to his house

Dizzy: *Removes disk from his drive.
Ziroc: *Jumps out of the shadows.
Dizzy: Eek!
Ziroc: Humpf! I suppose you think that was terrible clever.
Dizzy: Not clever, profitable. I did manage to pick some of their pockets while they were busy wondering where I went.
Ziroc: You can be such an idiot. You know what you have to do, don't you?
Dizzy: *Sigh. Yes Ziroc, here is your 50%, just like the old days.
Ziroc: Don't speak so loud you fool! You never know who might be reading this thread!
Dizzy: *Shrugs. Sorry chief. Well, I'm outta here. Leaving everything to Deiter. The house, my belongings...my debts.
Dizzy: Mainly the last.
Ziroc: And your disk of course... he'll need it when the debt owners try to put him away in your place.
Dizzy: Hehehe.. uh.. I mean, of course. Yes, I used this OS long enough. Well, I'll be going now. See ya!
Dizzy: *Walks towards the door.
Ziroc: Dizzy....
Dizzy: *Turns around.
Ziroc: The disk is still in your pocket....
Dizzy: Oh..yes.. stupid me. *Slowly takes it out the disk, and drops it on the floor.

Meanwhile, Deiter and Reggin are cleaning up the party area.

Regin: Excuse me mister Deiter, but where do you want me to put these empty bottles?
Deiter: Just throw them in the bin....
Regin: Oh yes, of course.
Bin: Please don't...
Regin: What is this?
Deiter: A talking bin?
Bin: Well, not just a Bin. I am infact an undercover dark ranger!
Deiter: Undercover dark Ranger?
Bin: Yes, racial enemy: American. I'm here to infect up the board. My name is Bin Volge. Though my Dutch friends call me Ben instead. Probably has something to do with my brother and my eating habits.
Deiter: Uh..yes..very interesting. But what are you doing here?
Bin: Oh, I was told this board is being run by an American. So I am planning on importing a dangerous virus! Every posting member turns insane!
Regin: Actually, there aren't all that many Americans here. You should try Pandemonium.
Bin: Oh, we did that weeks ago. Not that I really needed too. Everyone there was already mad. But if there aren't any Capitalists here. I'll just move to another board.
Deiter: You do that! See ya!
Bin: Yes! Bye!
Regin: Nice guy
Deiter: Very, though he did looked slightly familiar.
Regin: Well, its late, I'm going home.
Deiter: So am I, I'll check on uncle Dizzy first.

Meanwhile, in Dizzy's cottage

Ziroc: Hmmm, there is something strange about this disk.*Slowly reaches out to pick it up.
Error 104! Hardware conflict! Ejecting HD!

Deiter: *Opens the door and notes Ziroc.
Deiter: Ziroc? Are you ok?
*Silence.
Deiter: Ziroc..are y...
Ziroc: *Suddenly opens his eyes. Yes, I'm fine.. thank you. I just had to reboot, thats all.
Deiter: Ziroc...where's Dizzy?
Ziroc: Dizzy? He is gone now, left everything to you. If you start paying off his debts this week, you'll be done in less then 200 years.
Deiter: What?!
Ziroc: Well, lets not forget he also left you his disk...
Deiter: Cool.. *picks it up.
Ziroc: Wait! Deiter, listen to me. Put the disk away. Hide it where no one can find it. Don't speak of it to anyone..ever!
Deiter: Why? What is going on?
Ziroc: I wish I knew, I'll be returning shortly.
Deiter: Where are you going?
Ziroc: The GD archives. *Opens a link and steps through.

Meanwhile, a few mb's to the north

Neb: *Stops his horse and looks at the hobbit trying to get away from him.
Neb: Leafblade...GD....
Hobbit: J..just a few MB's to the s..south.

[To be continued]

Sir ReGiN · 08-27-2002, 03:11 PM

Splendid [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I'm eagerly awaiting the continuation!

Dreamer128 · 09-17-2002, 10:55 AM

Zirocs Journal, 01 ADT

I should never have left Deiter with the disk.. I know that now..
after I took the link to the ancient city of Archivus, at the edge of the General discussion, I went straight for the library...
There I found the journal of Reeka, court mage of my great grandfather ZirocIX....

213ISE (Ironworks Second Era)
A rapport by Reeka l'Ysmulc

The battle is won.. I don't know what happened to Lord Choc.. but I don't think he is coming back..
The One Disk is lost, maybe for the best... I cannot deny its presence brought me great pain.. I could feel my desire for it consume my soul...
It is so hard to get a descent OS lately... I would do anything to obtain one..
Lt. Dizzy is also gone.. though his acount was restored when the power of the disk was undone.
Ziroc thinks he was killed in the aftermath.. but I dont believe that..
If his dissapearance relates to the missing disk... I know not.. and I may never find out..
A shame really... there is so much more I would learn of it.. like what the misterieus markings are that appear when it is heated, or.. wait...
my potion of self destruction is almost ready.. I will continue once I have field tested it... *the rest of the scroll is covered with blood.

The city guard is preparing a link for me.. I must return to Deiter at once..

Meanwhile.. back at the GD..

Regin: *Walks down the road. G'night master Deiter...
Deiter: G'night Regin. *enters his new house...
Deiter: Strange.. I thought I left the lights on..
*lights a candle and starts walking towards the living room when suddenly... a large shadow falls over him...
Deiter: Eek!
Ziroc: Is it secret?! Is it safe?!
Deiter: Wh...
Ziroc: The disk Deiter! Where is it?
Deiter: I hid it here... wait.. let me get it...

*A few minutes later...

Ziroc: The disk.. Deiter.. throw it in the fire!
Deiter: But wh...
Ziroc: Throw it in!
Deiter: Very well... *throws the ring into the fireplace...
Ziroc: Wh.. what do you see? Any letters?
Deiter: [img]graemlins/cool.gif[/img] nope.. nothing...
Ziroc: Grrr, take off the sun glasses you fool!
Deiter: What?! You expect me to look into the fire without sunglasses?!
Ziroc: Just DO it.
Deiter: *sigh.. ok, ok.. yes.. I can see something now.. letters.. glowing in the dark.. but its nothing I can read.. some kind of Spamish I think..
Ziroc: No.. not Spamish.. this is the language of Hex which I shall not utter here... but in the regular tongue it says: One OS to rule them all! One OS to find them!
One OS to bring them all... and in the darkness of windows bind them.
Ziroc: This is the one disk.. crafted by the Dark Lord Choc, after he sold his soul to Microsoft.. After the great battle.. over 4000 posts ago.. your uncle stole the disk.. and took it here... Now.. the ancient evil has returned to Xorbit.. and it growing stronger by the day.. it wants the disk back Deiter..
Deiter: So.. we'll hide it.. never speak of it again! No one knows it is here! Do they.. Ziroc?
Ziroc: Well...
Deiter: One moment.. Telephone..
[img]graemlins/1phoneme.gif[/img]
Deiter: Hello?
-Creepy voice-: Hello Leafblade.. I know what you did last summer...
Deiter: Who is this?
-Creepy voice-: stealing the disk huh.. hehehe
Deiter: That was my uncle..
-Creepy voice-: What?! Who is this?!
Deiter: Who is this? Who are you? Wait a sec.. Encard?! Is that you?
-Creepy voice-: Uh... no.. -he knows its me-
Kaz: -Hang up!-
Deiter: Hello? Hello?
Ziroc: Deiter.. about the disk..
Deiter: Wait a sec.. my computer is acting crazy.. the screen is going black...
Deiter...
...the one disk has you..
*screen returns to normal

Deiter: I think.. that was KaZaA.. that mysterieus hacker..
Ziroc: Damn.. who doesn't know the disk is here..?
*giggles
Ziroc: Wait! I think there is someone at the window.
[To be continued!]

[ 09-17-2002, 10:55 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Kaltia · 09-17-2002, 12:20 PM

lol, Velksy...lol! I LOVE IT!

08-21-2002, 01:24 PM	#101
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	rofl... thats great; keep it up... I wanna read the next installment... __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

08-21-2002, 01:27 PM	#102
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	LOL! MORE! __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

08-21-2002, 02:47 PM	#104
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	FDl, really good, Velkyn. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

09-17-2002, 12:20 PM	#110
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	lol, Velksy...lol! I LOVE IT! __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

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08-27-2002, 11:24 AM	#106
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Grrr, haven't been able to acces Ironworks for the last few weeks. I'll start working on the next part right away.

08-27-2002, 12:15 PM	#107
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Dizzy: Ahem. My fellow Spammers, hobbits and inactives. As you all know, I am currently at my 4999' post! Now, 5000 posts is far too short to get to know such admirable..eh..inactives. But thats not intirely my fault, after all you post far too little. However, we all know that your value as a person is not defined by your number of posts. So, now that you all know that the fact that I'm smarter, better looking and richer then you, has nothing to do with the fact that I have more posts. I guess you can sleep a little lighter. Or maybe not. Anyway, I've wasted far too many posts on you already. So, I'm pleased to inform you that this is the end! Suddenly dissapears. As the panicking inactives flee in all directions, Dizzy leafblade returns to his house Dizzy: Removes disk from his drive. Ziroc: Jumps out of the shadows. Dizzy: Eek! Ziroc: Humpf! I suppose you think that was terrible clever. Dizzy: Not clever, profitable. I did manage to pick some of their pockets while they were busy wondering where I went. Ziroc: You can be such an idiot. You know what you have to do, don't you? Dizzy: Sigh. Yes Ziroc, here is your 50%, just like the old days. Ziroc: Don't speak so loud you fool! You never know who might be reading this thread! Dizzy: Shrugs. Sorry chief. Well, I'm outta here. Leaving everything to Deiter. The house, my belongings...my debts. Dizzy: Mainly the last. Ziroc: And your disk of course... he'll need it when the debt owners try to put him away in your place. Dizzy: Hehehe.. uh.. I mean, of course. Yes, I used this OS long enough. Well, I'll be going now. See ya! Dizzy: Walks towards the door. Ziroc: Dizzy.... Dizzy: Turns around. Ziroc: The disk is still in your pocket.... Dizzy: Oh..yes.. stupid me. Slowly takes it out the disk, and drops it on the floor. Meanwhile, Deiter and Reggin are cleaning up the party area.* Regin: Excuse me mister Deiter, but where do you want me to put these empty bottles? Deiter: Just throw them in the bin.... Regin: Oh yes, of course. Bin: Please don't... Regin: What is this? Deiter: A talking bin? Bin: Well, not just a Bin. I am infact an undercover dark ranger! Deiter: Undercover dark Ranger? Bin: Yes, racial enemy: American. I'm here to infect up the board. My name is Bin Volge. Though my Dutch friends call me Ben instead. Probably has something to do with my brother and my eating habits. Deiter: Uh..yes..very interesting. But what are you doing here? Bin: Oh, I was told this board is being run by an American. So I am planning on importing a dangerous virus! Every posting member turns insane! Regin: Actually, there aren't all that many Americans here. You should try Pandemonium. Bin: Oh, we did that weeks ago. Not that I really needed too. Everyone there was already mad. But if there aren't any Capitalists here. I'll just move to another board. Deiter: You do that! See ya! Bin: Yes! Bye! Regin: Nice guy Deiter: Very, though he did looked slightly familiar. Regin: Well, its late, I'm going home. Deiter: So am I, I'll check on uncle Dizzy first. Meanwhile, in Dizzy's cottage Ziroc: Hmmm, there is something strange about this disk.Slowly reaches out to pick it up. Error 104! Hardware conflict! Ejecting HD! Deiter: Opens the door and notes Ziroc. Deiter: Ziroc? Are you ok? Silence. Deiter: Ziroc..are y... Ziroc: Suddenly opens his eyes. Yes, I'm fine.. thank you. I just had to reboot, thats all. Deiter: Ziroc...where's Dizzy? Ziroc: Dizzy? He is gone now, left everything to you. If you start paying off his debts this week, you'll be done in less then 200 years. Deiter: What?! Ziroc: Well, lets not forget he also left you his disk... Deiter: Cool.. picks it up. Ziroc: Wait! Deiter, listen to me. Put the disk away. Hide it where no one can find it. Don't speak of it to anyone..ever! Deiter: Why? What is going on? Ziroc: I wish I knew, I'll be returning shortly. Deiter: Where are you going? Ziroc: The GD archives. Opens a link and steps through. Meanwhile, a few mb's to the north Neb: *Stops his horse and looks at the hobbit trying to get away from him. Neb: Leafblade...GD.... Hobbit: J..just a few MB's to the s..south. [To be continued]

08-27-2002, 03:11 PM	#108
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	Splendid [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I'm eagerly awaiting the continuation!

09-17-2002, 10:55 AM	#109
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Zirocs Journal, 01 ADT I should never have left Deiter with the disk.. I know that now.. after I took the link to the ancient city of Archivus, at the edge of the General discussion, I went straight for the library... There I found the journal of Reeka, court mage of my great grandfather ZirocIX.... 213ISE (Ironworks Second Era) A rapport by Reeka l'Ysmulc The battle is won.. I don't know what happened to Lord Choc.. but I don't think he is coming back.. The One Disk is lost, maybe for the best... I cannot deny its presence brought me great pain.. I could feel my desire for it consume my soul... It is so hard to get a descent OS lately... I would do anything to obtain one.. Lt. Dizzy is also gone.. though his acount was restored when the power of the disk was undone. Ziroc thinks he was killed in the aftermath.. but I dont believe that.. If his dissapearance relates to the missing disk... I know not.. and I may never find out.. A shame really... there is so much more I would learn of it.. like what the misterieus markings are that appear when it is heated, or.. wait... my potion of self destruction is almost ready.. I will continue once I have field tested it... the rest of the scroll is covered with blood. The city guard is preparing a link for me.. I must return to Deiter at once.. Meanwhile.. back at the GD.. Regin: Walks down the road. G'night master Deiter... Deiter: G'night Regin. enters his new house... Deiter: Strange.. I thought I left the lights on.. lights a candle and starts walking towards the living room when suddenly... a large shadow falls over him... Deiter: Eek! Ziroc: Is it secret?! Is it safe?! Deiter: Wh... Ziroc: The disk Deiter! Where is it? Deiter: I hid it here... wait.. let me get it... A few minutes later... Ziroc: The disk.. Deiter.. throw it in the fire! Deiter: But wh... Ziroc: Throw it in! Deiter: Very well... throws the ring into the fireplace... Ziroc: Wh.. what do you see? Any letters? Deiter: [img]graemlins/cool.gif[/img] nope.. nothing... Ziroc: Grrr, take off the sun glasses you fool! Deiter: What?! You expect me to look into the fire without sunglasses?! Ziroc: Just DO it. Deiter: sigh.. ok, ok.. yes.. I can see something now.. letters.. glowing in the dark.. but its nothing I can read.. some kind of Spamish I think.. Ziroc: No.. not Spamish.. this is the language of Hex which I shall not utter here... but in the regular tongue it says: One OS to rule them all! One OS to find them! One OS to bring them all... and in the darkness of windows bind them. Ziroc: This is the one disk.. crafted by the Dark Lord Choc, after he sold his soul to Microsoft.. After the great battle.. over 4000 posts ago.. your uncle stole the disk.. and took it here... Now.. the ancient evil has returned to Xorbit.. and it growing stronger by the day.. it wants the disk back Deiter.. Deiter: So.. we'll hide it.. never speak of it again! No one knows it is here! Do they.. Ziroc? Ziroc: Well... Deiter: One moment.. Telephone.. [img]graemlins/1phoneme.gif[/img] Deiter: Hello? -Creepy voice-: Hello Leafblade.. I know what you did last summer... Deiter: Who is this? -Creepy voice-: stealing the disk huh.. hehehe Deiter: That was my uncle.. -Creepy voice-: What?! Who is this?! Deiter: Who is this? Who are you? Wait a sec.. Encard?! Is that you? -Creepy voice-: Uh... no.. -he knows its me- Kaz: -Hang up!- Deiter: Hello? Hello? Ziroc: Deiter.. about the disk.. Deiter: Wait a sec.. my computer is acting crazy.. the screen is going black... Deiter... ...the one disk has you.. screen returns to normal Deiter: I think.. that was KaZaA.. that mysterieus hacker.. Ziroc: Damn.. who doesn't know the disk is here..? *giggles Ziroc: Wait! I think there is someone at the window. [To be continued!] [ 09-17-2002, 10:55 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

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