02-27-2004, 11:49 AM | #1 |
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The Great Australian Male
There are large men the whole world over on a large and varied scale, but none of them resemble the Great Australian Male. He's rugged and he's handsome, he drinks beer instead of wine, he's always out for pleasure, of a very simple kind. He's either off to see the footy with a dozen cans or more, or fishing with his buddies, getting drunk along some shore. He thinks he's quite a lover, and he's sexy and discreet, that he can get you in a quiver from your head down to your feet. But when he's got you ready, lying limpid beneath the sheet, you hear a snore and turn around to find him sound asleep. He's a funny sort of fellow with more pride than he's got sense and if you told him he was wrong, he'd only take offence. Oh, there are men who take you dancing, out to dinner twice a week, men who never dress in faded jeans or die to take a leak. Yes, there are men the whole world over men with "charm" and "sense of style", but how could we compare them to The Great Australian Male. ******************************************* Haveagoodweekendguys!
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02-28-2004, 02:23 AM | #2 | |
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Wow!
That beats the Aussie anthem!! But quote: Quote:
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02-28-2004, 02:51 AM | #3 |
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What's this ? Australia week ?
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02-28-2004, 04:19 AM | #4 | |
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02-28-2004, 05:12 AM | #5 | |
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