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Old 05-09-2003, 08:30 PM   #11
Atrayu
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Join Date: June 18, 2002
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You forgot sharp as a bowling ball
Sharpest tool in the shed
Able to ruin wet dreams with a single word.
10 cards short of a deck
Stood in line for drains instead of brains.
Running on empty
Sleeping at the wheel..
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Old 05-09-2003, 08:32 PM   #12
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Join Date: September 19, 2001
Location: Behind these metal bars
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Quote:
Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
I think it was Horation who posted my all-time favorite over at Oasis:

One spam short of a Nessie. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Horation didn't post that! I did! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 05-09-2003, 09:03 PM   #13
Animal
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Join Date: March 29, 2002
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A few clowns short of a circus?
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Old 05-09-2003, 10:15 PM   #14
TheCrimsomBlade
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Join Date: August 25, 2001
Location: Winchester ,Virginia , United States
Age: 71
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You missed more than one:
If your Brains were Gasoline you couldn't power an ants moped around a Penny.

There is no such thing as Gravity your Ideas Suck!

Her brain is so small that if you multiply it by one million and shove it up the ass of an ant it would still rattle like a BB in a box car!
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Old 05-09-2003, 10:17 PM   #15
Animal
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Somewhere a village is missing their idiot.

When brains where being handed out he/she thought it was trains and asked for a slow one.
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