World's Shortest Books...

Sir Krustin · 05-08-2003, 08:49 PM

22. FRENCH MILITARY TACTICS

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno

19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton

16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden

15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by DR. J. Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ....

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

Stormymystic · 05-08-2003, 08:54 PM

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but really cute

Kakero · 05-08-2003, 09:00 PM

where can one buy such books? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 05-08-2003, 10:50 PM

You left out the revised eddition of:

"Celebreties I've Punnished Properly" - By Judge Eto

and

"My singing career after La Vida Loca" - By Rikki Martin

and

"Ways to cook without lard" - By Julia Child

Mellagar · 05-09-2003, 01:11 AM

Look for these exciting titles:

Learning to Fly A Piper Saratoga - by John F. Kennedy Jr.

Police Etiquette - by Rodney King

How to Cook Duck - by Geoffrey Dahmer

Favorite Fifty Nifty Calisthenic Positions - by Pope John Paul II

How to Meet People - by Charles Manson

Cleaning Your Gun - by Kurt Cobain

My Final Day - by Strom Thurman (Still waiting for this riviting novel to hit stores.)

My Friendship With Jesse Jackson - by Trent Lott

"These and many more coming soon to a bookstore near you!"

[ 05-09-2003, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: Mellagar ]

Grojlach · 05-09-2003, 08:24 PM

*shakes head*
Some of those aren't even remotely close to tasteful, let alone funny.

Reeka · 05-09-2003, 08:35 PM

But some of them are, Groj.

shadowhound · 05-09-2003, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Krustin:
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

So true.. so true... damn you Microsoft [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Krustin · 05-09-2003, 10:53 PM

On that note, Shadowhound, I highly recommend the book Netscape Time by Jim Clark. Just finished reading it, and it details a lot of things about the underhanded behaviour of Micro$haft and not-so-incidentally how the antitrust lawsuit against it came to pass. A very good read if you are at all interested in business, particularly in the high-tech field.

05-08-2003, 08:49 PM	#1
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	22. FRENCH MILITARY TACTICS 21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda 20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno 19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver 18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino 17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton 16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden 15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates 14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman 13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore 12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC 11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS 10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide 9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by DR. J. Kevorkian 8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN 7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN 6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes 5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA 3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY 2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson And the world's Number One Thinnest Book .... 1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

05-08-2003, 08:54 PM	#2
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	[img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] but really cute __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

05-08-2003, 10:50 PM	#4
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	You left out the revised eddition of: "Celebreties I've Punnished Properly" - By Judge Eto and "My singing career after La Vida Loca" - By Rikki Martin and "Ways to cook without lard" - By Julia Child __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

05-09-2003, 08:35 PM	#7
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05-09-2003, 10:53 PM	#9
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	On that note, Shadowhound, I highly recommend the book Netscape Time by Jim Clark. Just finished reading it, and it details a lot of things about the underhanded behaviour of Micro$haft and not-so-incidentally how the antitrust lawsuit against it came to pass. A very good read if you are at all interested in business, particularly in the high-tech field. __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

05-08-2003, 09:00 PM	#3
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	where can one buy such books? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-09-2003, 01:11 AM	#5
Mellagar Avatar Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Far from where I was, nearer where I wish. Age: 41 Posts: 563	Look for these exciting titles: Learning to Fly A Piper Saratoga - by John F. Kennedy Jr. Police Etiquette - by Rodney King How to Cook Duck - by Geoffrey Dahmer Favorite Fifty Nifty Calisthenic Positions - by Pope John Paul II How to Meet People - by Charles Manson Cleaning Your Gun - by Kurt Cobain My Final Day - by Strom Thurman (Still waiting for this riviting novel to hit stores.) My Friendship With Jesse Jackson - by Trent Lott "These and many more coming soon to a bookstore near you!" [ 05-09-2003, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: Mellagar ]

05-09-2003, 08:24 PM	#6
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 43 Posts: 5,281	shakes head Some of those aren't even remotely close to tasteful, let alone funny.

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