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01-16-2002, 10:46 AM
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Unicorn
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NASA Interviews
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T." The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research." The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars." "Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked. The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer."
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01-16-2002, 04:22 PM
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Dracolisk
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ROFLMOA! Good one Arvon!
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01-16-2002, 04:58 PM
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Galvatron
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Hahahaha...
wait... HEY! -engineer- [ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: Thoran ] |
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01-17-2002, 04:39 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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Hey! That sounds more like an Engineer joke! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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01-17-2002, 08:49 AM
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Mephistopheles
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LOL! Good one Arvon! Very funny!
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01-17-2002, 05:40 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
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quote: ROFLMAO, Yes that sounds alot more like an engineer joke.
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01-17-2002, 10:43 PM
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Ok...I have got to spell it out! Rolling on the floor...laughing my freaking ass off! That...was funny! I have a brother-in-law who is in school as an engineer...which makes it all the more precious!
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01-17-2002, 11:57 PM
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Emerald Dragon
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Hay are you making fun of us who will or are enginers?? O well i will take that offer [img]tongue.gif[/img] i wonder what type of computer the martions have
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