10-24-2002, 04:38 PM | #1 |
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Something to lighten things up a bit:
Aries: (March 21—April 19) Love is strange. Repeating this fact no matter how you achieve orgasm will vastly aid your mental well-being this week. Taurus: (April. 20—May 20) Your life will be improved enormously by the sudden appearance of a wisecracking toady who leers over your shoulder and repeats the last word of every sentence you utter. Gemini: (May 21—June 21) You've always thought of Death as a journey into the infinite, but it turns out to be a lot more like Harry Dean Stanton. Cancer: (June 22—July 22) You just don't have what it takes to be a contemporary man; in spite of your intelligence, compassion, and instinct for fun, there's still the gigantic tits. Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22) And to think you laughed when your high-school yearbook named you Most Likely To Be Responsible For The Extinction Of The Frigate Bird. Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22) In spite of your photos, the Church will profess ignorance of the origin of the phrase "Lord love a duck." Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23) Yet another great moment in American oration will be ruined by your constant, vicious heckling of Mr. Sandler. Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) Your desiccated remains will be found on a desert island along with an empty water bottle, three emergency ration packages, and the exact right CD for the occasion. Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21) You're excited to get what you've always deserved until you realize it amounts to $4.27 in pizza coupons. Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19) You've never considered yourself a genius, which helps you avoid damaging blows to your self-image this Sunday. Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18) You have always rejected the doctrine of reincarnation as superstitious nonsense, which comes as a great relief to Hindu couples expecting children early next month. Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20) There's no life for you without love, except in the strictest biological and durational sense. [ 10-24-2002, 04:40 PM: Message edited by: Rokenn ]
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10-24-2002, 05:20 PM | #2 | |
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lol, since my B'days in march, the 11th actually, I guess this would apply to me [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-24-2002, 05:26 PM | #3 | |
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10-24-2002, 07:50 PM | #4 |
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Mr Sandler.. a-ha, yeah sure, that´s the first one that actually makes sense..
World would be a better place without horoscopes. Yes yes! I insist to know whom invented them first.. babylonians? [ 10-24-2002, 07:51 PM: Message edited by: NiceWorg ]
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